InuYasha Quotes
adamant barrage:inuyasha
inuyasha to kikyo: I swear i will never let naraku harm you
Inuyasha: Wait, stupid!
Inuyasha: Are you stupid?
Miroku: Somehow it's different with us. You see, Sango, I've never had such strong feelings for a woman as I do for you.
Sango: [blushing, surprised] Uh...
Miroku: Except... there's one problem. I feel as if I cannot love you as an ordinary woman.
[Sango stares blankly ahead, shocked. The others are still eavesdropping]
Kagome: HUH?
Miroku: You're my comrade, the woman I fight alongside.
Shippo: So he's saying they're just gonna be friends?
Kagome: That's terrible! He's not getting away with this!
Sango: I know that, you didn't need to tell me. I knew how you felt. It's not as if... as if I hoped you would love me. I never thought that.
[crying slightly, stands up]
Miroku: Sango?
Sango: We said it all, right? I'm going.
Miroku: I'm just getting started. If this battle with Naraku ever comes to an end, and the curse of my wind tunnel is broken... if I make it out alive... If we made it that far, would you come live with me... would you bear my children, Sango?
Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her!
Inuyasha: He poses a what?
Inuyasha: I'm a demon, not a comedian!
Little Boy: [to Inuyasha and Kagome after carrying his Grandfather back to their village] Thank you, lady. Thank you, Mr. Dogman.
Inuyasha: [looking slightly annoyed] Dog... man?
Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did *that* right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women!
Kagome: [slaps Myoga the flea] Do I *look* like a blood bank?
Miroku: I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.
Kagome: But if you don't do anything fast, you won't even have your own company to enjoy.
Miroku: Dear Kagome.
[Takes Kagome and holds her]
Miroku: Do you concern yourself with my predicament?
Kagome: [confused] I guess so.
Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.
InuYasha: [Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them] Hey get your hands off her.
Miroku: I see, Inu Yasha, that you are in love with Kagome. This is awkward.
Inuyasha: I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right.
Kagome: Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh yeah, I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well maybe I should help Miroku instead, he's much nicer than you Inu Yasha. And you could learn a few things from him.
Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me.
Miroku: Well, you could learn to be more gentle.
Kagome: Exactly, to be more gentle.
Miroku: Gentle like this.
[touches Kagome somewhere he shouldn't]
Kagome: Get your hands off me.
Inuyasha: I told you to get your hands off her.
Inuyasha: Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed.
Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
[Miroku wakes up and rubs Kagome's rear]
Kagome: [runs into Inu Yasha's arms] I was wrong. Kill him.
(just for those of us who saw the real version-japanese...)

Kagome: Im going home! Goodbye Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Wait stupid!
Miroku (upon freeing the Water Godess): You're so beautiful, yet so tiny! It would be a first for me, but I'm certainly willing to give it a try--
Sango: TRY WHAT?!
Miroku: Heheh, Nothing, nothing...(praying) Resist all temptation...
Inuyasha (to Totosai): I don't give a rat's ass if you're famous or not, old man!

Hiten: Now hand over the jewel shards! Or you'll never see your lover alive again!
Inuyasha: (with a dumbfounded look on his face) See my lover?

Inuyasha: You actually thought I would hand over the jewel shards as a ransom to get you back?!
Kagome: Of course you would! Cause that's what a lover would do!
Inuyasha: Well we ain't lovers! And without love, the whole argument kinda falls apart!

Inuyasha: What are you waiting for? Hurry up and shoot it!
Kagome: Shoot? Your kidding, right? I've never used a bow in my life! Inuyasha: The crow lives by eating human flesh. If you think that's bad, let it swallow the jewel! [the crow swallows the jewel] Kagome: Ahh! It swallowed it! Fine! I'll try! Inuyasha: Thank you!
Yura: Of course, her hair isn't nearly as pretty as yours, but, waste not, want not. Kagome: [With a bow and arrow ready to fire] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO.
Kagome: You stinking toad. Jaken: You stinking human. Kagome: Oh yeah? Well, this human's gonna kick your...
Jaken: We'll see about that.
Kagome: [Thinking] Okay, now I'm offically freaked! What's going on? He almost kissed me!