The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends Quotes
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Narrator: Well, you just don't come up with an awful thing like that and not hit the front page...
Newsboy: Extra, read all about it: Rocket hits Moon, Wally out for season!
Newsreader: Today's big headline: the birth of 24 caterpillars to a moth in Elizabeth, New Jersey.
Bullwinkle: I thought the narrator said we'd hit the front page.
Rocky: We did- the front page in the want ads, see? (reading newspaper) "...Moose will sell Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam to any interested party."
Bullwinkle: I said I wanted to SAIL the Ruby Yacht AT an interest-ING party!
Rocky: Well, that's the press for you.
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Man in shower (singing): Nelly was a lady, last night she died... / Toll the bell for lo- (water stops) eh? Oh, rats! What happened to the hot water? (bangs showerhead with brush) HEY, SUPER', LET'S HAVE SOME HOT WATER UP HERE!
Superintendent: You've got all there is. Turn the tap on all the way!
Man in shower: Oh, very well... (turns tap, starts singing again) Nelly was a lady, last night she died...
(Bullwinkle pops out of the showerhead and joins in)
Man in shower and Bullwinkle (a capella): Toll the bell for lovely Nell, my sweet Virginny bride.
Man in shower: Oh, for cry-eye! It's a monster!
Bullwinkle: No, I'm more of a second tenor.
Man in shower: How'd you get in there?
Bullwinkle: Never mind that! The real question is: how am I gonna get _out_?
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Boris: Boys, I have a proposition: I pay you, you kill moose.
Beltcher Crankcase: Dash it all, I thought you said you were an expert.
Boris: I am--at not killing moose!
-from the episode "Rue Britannia", Boris Badenov makes a final offer to the Crankcase nephews to rid Bullwinkle of his inheritance
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Rocky: Bullwinkle, we've got to jump overboard before we're too far out to sea.
Bullwinkle: Not yet, Rock. I've got another arrangement coming up in the next set.
Rocky: Look, if you're worried about the chains on your legs, don't.
Bullwinkle: Well, I must admit, they did cross my mind.
Narrator: Ah, but Rocky had a plan. Sure enough, during his bass solo on "Four Brothers," the resourceful squirrel attached a hacksaw to his bow, and by bar 32, had sawed through their fetters.
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Rocky:
And now....
Bullwinkle:
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Rocky:
But that trick never works.
Bullwinkle:
This time for sure. Nothing up my sleeve....PRESTO! (Bullwinkle pulls Rocket J. Squirrel out of his hat.) Well, I'm getting close.
Rocky:
Now here something we hope you'll really love.
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Rocky:
Hokey smoke, Bullwinkle!
-Rocky
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Bullwinkle:
(Rhino roars)
Rocky:
Wrong Hat.
Bullwinkle:
I know, I don't know my own strength.
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Natasha:
You can say that again dahling.
-Natasha
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Rocky Bullwinkle:
'(recognizing Boris's voice) That voice. Where have I heard that voice before?' 'In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.'
-Rocky Bullwinkle
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Bullwinkle:
But here, cleverly disguised as a bomb, is a bomb.
-Bullwinkle
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Rocket J. Squirrel:
And now, here to tell you everything about anything is Mr. Know-It-All.
-Rocket J. Squirrel
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Boris Badenov:
You busy-bodies have busied your last body.
-Boris Badenov
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Cloyd Bullwinkle:
'On the moon we always carry a spare heart.' 'Must be nice come Valentine's Day.'
-Cloyd Bullwinkle
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Bullwinkle:
This is the amplifier, which amplifies the sound. And this is the preamplifier, which, of course, amplifies the pree.
-Bullwinkle
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Rocky:
Hokey smoke.
-Rocky
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The Announcer:
Well, you're just in time for what might be a very unhappy ending.
-The Announcer
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Mr. Peabody:
I smell foul play, Sherman.
-Mr. Peabody
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Old woman:
I'm not really a wicked fairy. I'm just wicked.
-Old woman
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Boris Badenov:
Shut up your mouth.
-Boris Badenov
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Bullwinkle:
Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat.
-Bullwinkle