The Brady Bunch Hour Quotes
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Bobby: Most people don't even think we go to school. They think all we do is sing and dance and wear clothes with mirrors on 'em.
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Carol: I never met a music cue I didn't like!
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Marcia: Marcia. My name is Marcia. I'm Marcia... but who are you?
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Peter: I'll never understand how such a big girl gets in such a little bikini.
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Winston: Think about it man. Hamburger has feelings.
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Cindy: How come we've never had a black president?
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Peter: If you were a little older and you weren't my sister...
Cindy: Yeah, sure. That's what all the other guys say.
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Greg: You know, if you guys weren't my folks, I'd swear you were loaded!
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Carol: Cindy is growing up. Seems like only yesterday I was explaining the bumps on her Barbie doll to her.
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Mike: When you left here, it was all fun and games. Now it's assault with a deadly rollerskate?
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Carol: Is that it? Is that the kind of miserable, ungrateful children you are?
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Carol: He's even going to dance class. Do you think he likes that? Do you think your father enjoys wearing tights?
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Jan: What'll my friend think? Oh, I could just roll up in a little ball and die!
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Jan: Oh, why can't I be dead?
Marcia: Yeah! Why can't Jan be dead?
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Jan: Why couldn't I have been one of the Waltons?
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Carol Brady: We really think we have a terrific show for you tonight!
Marcia Brady: It's loaded with music, dancing and lots of comedy.
Bobby Brady: Stay tuned, folks. The comedy starts right after this monologue.
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Bobby Brady: Compared to us, Donny and Marie are Cheech and Chong!
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Greg Brady: What has six eyes, sex appeal, smokes a cigar and wears a toupee?
Everyone: What?
Greg Brady: Tonight's three guests.
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Mike Brady: Mr Berle... why are you here?
Milton Berle: Bad luck, I guess.
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Milton Berle: One more kid and you're eligible for statehood.