Muppets From Space Quotes
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Ed:
No nostrils. How do you smell?
Rizzo:
Awful! Trust me, I'm his roommate!
7090
"Shalom!" "(Pant) (Pant)...Oy!"
-Dr. Teeth and Animal
7089
Ed Rizzo:
Ed: No nostrils. How do you smell? Rizzo: Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.

-Ed Rizzo
7088
Gonzo:
Rizzo, come here. My Cap'n Alphabet is sending me a message: 'R U THERE'.
Rizzo the Rat:
Are you sure it didn't say 'R U NUTS'?
7087
Miss Piggy:
We're going to pause here and we'll be right back with Gonzo, the Geek Who Fell to Earth.
-Miss Piggy
7086
Gonzo Rizzo:
Gonzo: I'm an alien! Rizzo: What, have you been tap-dancing on the barbecue again?
-Gonzo Rizzo
7085
Gonzo Rizzo:
Gonzo: Rizzo? Rizzo: No, it's Santa, but I forgot my reindeer.
-Gonzo Rizzo
7084
Gonzo Rizzo the Rat:
I had that weird dream again.' 'You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
-Gonzo Rizzo the Rat
7083
Pepe:
You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!
-Pepe
7082
Shelley Snipes:
You backstabbing, underhanded little coffee-pig!
-Shelley Snipes
7081
Ed Singer:
Don't… laugh… at meeeee!
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Kermit the Frog:
Ahah. The old rubber ducky with invisibility-spray trick. Check.
7079
Miss Piggy Gonzo:
Piggy: What are you doing here? Gonzo: I'm making contact. What are you doing?
-Miss Piggy Gonzo
7078
Miss Piggy:
Someone knock and see if Barbie's home!
-Miss Piggy
7077
Dr. Van Neuter:
Release… me!!
7076
Fozzy:
Kermit...I have to go to the little bear's room!
-Fozzy
7075
Pepe:
I am not a shrimp; I am a KING PRAWN!!
-Pepe
7074
Gonzo and Rizzo:
Gonzo: Hey, hey, Rizzo!! My breakfast cereal just spoke to me!
Rizzo: Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's STILL speakin' to me!
-Gonzo and Rizzo
7073
Pepe the King Prawn:
Smoking is very bad for you, ok?
-Pepe the King Prawn
7072
Dr. Von Neuter:
Hello, I'm Dr. Von Neuter.