Garbage Pail Kids Quotes
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Santa Claus:
According to my database, you've all been naughty, not nice.
-Santa Claus
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Patty Putty:
Never trust an adult who isn't grossed out by a Garbage Pailer!
-Patty Putty
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Hot Doug:
You just try an' eat me!
-Hot Doug
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Little Girl:
Now everyone's making a big fuss about the Garbage Pail Kiss. I'm only 3 and I know enough not to kiss a garbage pail!
-Little Girl
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Corn Dog:
I tell ya, this Princess Ugh has gotta be uuuugly!
-Corn Dog
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Savage Stuart:
I am Savage Stuart, the garbage pail barbarian. I fear nothing!
-Savage Stuart
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Narrator:
In a time of ancient kingdoms, there lived two monarchs: King Trashola, the good guy, and Lord Pondscum, the bad guy.
-Narrator
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Clogged Duane:
If you want a real scare, you should try spending all night in the house that dripped crud!
-Clogged Duane
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Waitress:
Listen, if you eat this whole cake, I'm afraid you'll explode!
-Waitress
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Richard Dryfish:
No time for that icky, gooey hero stuff now; I've gotta fix the engine!
-Richard Dryfish
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Father:
Well, what did you expect to find in the ocean, a train? Of course there's a ship in the ocean!
-Father
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Captain:
Nothing can sink the Gigantic!
-Captain
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Cutesy:
I can take a pie in the face with the best of them!
-Cutesy
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Elliot Mess:
We need to warm him up. Quick, light the place on fire!
-Elliot Mess
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Elliot Mess:
Monsters yikes more.... I mean, yikes, more monsters!
-Elliot Mess