MADtv Quotes
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Stuart:
Don't...
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Staurt:
Let me do it!
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Vancome Lady:
Tcha, know what? Uh-Uh!
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Doreen:
Now Stuart where did you get that underwear?
Stuart:
I found it on the floor.
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Stuart:
Look what I can do!
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Doreen & Stuart:
Doreen Larkin: What does mama say about the smoking?
Stuart Larkin: Smoking is for Europeans and white trash.

-Doreen & Stuart
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Stuart, Aunt Noreen, & Doreen:
Aunt Noreen: Happy Birthday, Stuart! Do you remember which aunt I am?
Stuart Larkin: The alcoholic?
Aunt Noreen: No...
Stuart Larkin: The one who lives with her "FRIEND", Linda?
Aunt Noreen: No...
Stuart Larkin: Then you must be the ugly one.
-Stuart, Aunt Noreen, & Doreen