The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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Cosmo and Wanda:
Cosmo: I married the smart one. Wanda: I married the...Well, he's cute, right?
-Cosmo and Wanda
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Denzel Crocker:
FAIRY-GOD-PARENTS!
-Denzel Crocker
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Denzel Crocker:
But they're no match for my fairy detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE
-Denzel Crocker
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Cosmo:
I found a nickel.
-Cosmo
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Mom Turner:
Hurry, honey! The judges are judging and the Dinkelburgs are Dinkelburging!
-Mom Turner
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Chip Skylark:
Chip Skylark: [about to faint] Tuesday's... apple sauce... day...
-Chip Skylark
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Crocker Cosmo:
Denzel Crocker: May I offer you a chair? Cosmo: Sure! May I offer you a fish?

-Crocker Cosmo
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Veronica:
Veronica: I AM TRIXIE!
-Veronica
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Cosmo and Wanda:
Cosmo and Wanda: YAY TOILET!
-Cosmo and Wanda
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Trixie Tang:
Hello, *other* empty bus seat.
-Trixie Tang
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Trixie Tang:
Hello, *other* empty bus seat.
-Trixie Tang
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Vicky:
Vicky: Oh, my good-golly-gosh!
-Vicky
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Timmy:
Internet.
-Timmy
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Cosmo and Wanda:
C: I'm Cosmo W: and I'm Wanda. Both: And we're...YOUR FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
-Cosmo and Wanda
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Vicky:
Vicky: I smell *fun!*
-Vicky
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Wanda Cosmo:
Wanda: Timmy, you can't have both brains and brawn. You have to pick just one. Cosmo: Or do what I did. Pick neither.
-Wanda Cosmo
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Crimsion Chin action figure:
I'VE GOT GOATS IN MY PANTS!
-Crimsion Chin action figure
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Timmy:
If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.
-Timmy