The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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Cosma (girl Cosmo and Wando (man Wanda):
Would it kill you to leave the lid down?'' ''Would it kill you to look before you sit?
-Cosma (girl Cosmo and Wando (man Wanda)
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Crimson Chin Doll:
You're..you're..you're... (Timmy slaps him) You're my best friend!
-Crimson Chin Doll
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April Fool:
April Fool: What's Up With That??
-April Fool
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Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad:
Mom and Dad: We love you noggy. Dad: Mine!
-Timmy's Mom and Timmy's Dad
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Mom Turner:
Timmy, you know you're not supposed to make your father scream like a girl three times in one day.
-Mom Turner
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Young Bill Gates and Cosmo:
I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet'. 'That's silly! You should call it the Timmy.' 'Ok!
-Young Bill Gates and Cosmo
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Timmy Cosmo:
*Yay. since there's no girls around i can do whatever I want. [Farts] Freedom.* *Freedom stinks.*
-Timmy Cosmo
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Cosmo:
And this is us cowering in fear 2 minutes ago, and this is us cowering in fear 1 minute ago, and this is us cowering in fear 30 seconds...

-Cosmo
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Cosmo:
Cosmo: What's wrong with being naked in public?
-Cosmo
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Dad Turner:
Timmy. I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway.
-Dad Turner
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Trixie Tang:
Trixie Tang: You're 0.01% more of a person in my eyes.
-Trixie Tang
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Mom:
Mom: Timmy, you know how your dad gets around people who are on money.

-Mom
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Singers and Vicky:
If you don't want your summer to be lame and icky, pick up the plone and call me. "I'm Vicky!"
-Singers and Vicky
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Timmy and Young Dad:
In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.' 'Far out!' 'But nothing to watch!' 'NOOOOOO!

-Timmy and Young Dad
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Timmy:
It's educational, and violent. But mostly violent. YAY! Violence
-Timmy
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cOSMO:
Cosmo: Look! I'm middle aged! [Poofs into a middle aged man] YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

-cOSMO
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Mayor:
I hate not being the goat.
-Mayor
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Vicky:
TWERP!
-Vicky
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Wanda Cosmo:
Wanda: Pudding. Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
-Wanda Cosmo
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Wandisimo:
Wandisimo: No. I am too sexy to eat
-Wandisimo