The Fairly OddParents Quotes
26831
Timmy: "Cosmo, You Idiot!"
26830
Dad:
I'm a baaaaad man.
-Dad
26829
Sylvester Calzone and Timmy Turner:
Timmy: Why are they laughing?
Sylvester:Your film STUNK!
Timmy:What are you some kind of critic?
Sylvester:The kid's got a point (begins to punch himself)
-Sylvester Calzone and Timmy Turner
26828
Timmy:
Timmy: Vicky's getting blamed for what I did... Cool!
-Timmy
26827
Dad:
Hey son, can I have some of that salt you're whispering to?
-Dad
26826
Wanda Cosmo:
'Just let me clairify this, you married your car.' 'Yep, now my kids get seventeen miles to the gallon.'
-Wanda Cosmo
26825
Cosmo:
Cosmo: Magic, ooh! Magic, ooh! (throws magical sparkles)
-Cosmo
26824
Cosmo:
Cosmo: (pretending to be a train) Woowoo, baby, woowoo!
-Cosmo
26823
Happy Peppy Gary and Betty:
Fun box, oh fun Box, Small and square and dark. Fun box, oh fun box, Check out these cool fun locks.
-Happy Peppy Gary and Betty
26822
Wanda Cosmo:
Wanda: These credits are moving fast! Cosmo: They're animation credits. They go really fast because nobody cares about them.
-Wanda Cosmo
26821
Tom Sawyer:
(to the Mouse from "Rats from Spats") You ain't the boss of me! And I don't take orders from a rat in clown shoes!
-Tom Sawyer
26820
Timmy:
I wish Cosmo and Wanda were made out of rubber!
-Timmy
26819
Wanda Cosmo:
Wanda: Cosmo, do something!!! Cosmo: I can't. I'm married.
-Wanda Cosmo
26818
Timmy:
Note to self, never break up with a girl at the violent garden tools section!
-Timmy
26817
timmy:
it's healthy for my hair but bad for my teeth! eww man egg!
-timmy
26816
cosmo and wanda:
cosmo: oh wanda! you got some 'splainin to do!
wanda: even though thats not the way you say explain, you can say the word to may any other way you'd like
cosmo: babaloo?
wanda:that too
[cosmo and baby cries]
-cosmo and wanda
26815
Cosmo singing:
Heeeeere I cooome, Mr. Fairy univerrrrrrrrssse!
-Cosmo singing
26814
Telephone operator:
The number you've reached is trying to kill you.
-Telephone operator
26813
cosmo:
while we're here...who wants a candy coated cockroach on a stick!
-cosmo
26812
wanda and cosmo:
wanda:then he will turn uranus into--oh no we gotta stop him!
cosmo:what, what's the problem?
-wanda and cosmo