The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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Mr. Crocker:
May I offer you a chair?
Cosmo:
Sure! May I offer you a fish?
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Dad:
Hey Timmy. How's the new computer? Egad! You're not supposed to be on those kind of websites!
Timmy:
But that's my teacher.
Dad:
Well it does make him look pretty.
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Wanda: "This has been brought to you in part by Vicky Stinks. Remember, Vicky Stinks!"
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FCC Agent: "Which one of you is 'Double T in the Morning?'"
Everybody (all pointing their fingers at Vicky): "She is!"
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Timmy's Dad: "No son of mine is going out with hippy-dippy shaggy hair!"
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Cosmo: "Now pay close attention..." (turns into a white horse) "...what am I?"
Timmy: (flatly) "You're a white horse."
Cosmo: "No! I'm a stripe-less zebra!" (turns back to normal) "What's the matter with you?! You're the worst charades player ever!"
Wanda: "Stop yelling at Timmy!"
Timmy: "Stop yelling at Cosmo!"
Wanda: "Well, stop yelling at me for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at you!"
Timmy: "Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at me!"
Wanda: "Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at Cosmo for yelling at you!"
Cosmo: "Stop yelling at Timmy for yelling at you for yelling at him for yelling at blah-blah blah blah blah blah-blah...!"
Timmy: "That's IT! I'm sick of people yelling! I'm sick of the noise! All I want is complete and utter silence!" (goes under bed covers) "And put it in wish form!"
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Cosmo, Wanda i wish that.... - Timmy
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Cosmo: "Anger, stop hitting Happiness! Fear, get out from under the bed! Envy, Jealousy, quit arguing over who loves Love more!"
Bravery: "Yahoo!"
Cosmo: "Aww, great; Bravery's on the roof again!"
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Dad: "And where exactly did you get heat vision!?"
Timmy: "Uhh...Internet?"
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Cosmo: were magic ooh!, magic ooh!
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"Is it Father's day already? Oh Timmy! You've got the net!"

-Dad
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Oooh, rope! It's like string, only manlier!
-Jorgan
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Timmy: Toilet! Toilet! Toilet! Hippo-head?
Hippo-Head Toilet: If you go in me you die!
Timmy: Okay, when the toilet starts to talk it's time to call it off.
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hula belly hula belly!
cosmo
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Vicky: Eyeball that's not scary.
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Anti-Cosmo: You are a hero. Our big stupid hero.
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Tad & Chad: "What do you want loser?"
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AJ: "You can ignore me Trixie. Yay it works!"
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Reading is for yellow bellies!-Chester`s great grandfather
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WORLD DOMINATION! -Cockroach