The Fairly OddParents Quotes
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Mr. Crocker:
If I can only get them to sit in my electric fairy detector chair. If they survive, they're FAIRIES! And if not I HAVE TENURE!!
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Mom:
Timmy! Do your taxes!
Timmy:
I'm ten!
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Wanda:
It sure was nice of Timmy to watch Poof while we went Flamenco dancing, isn't it?
Cosmo:
I thought you said flamingo dancing! My bad!
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Cosmo:
This episode is brought to you buy the Society for A Healthy Colon!
Cosmo & Wanda:
Yay, colons!
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Dad:
Good thing I landed on this nice soft Mom!
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Cosmo:
It's a show about nothing! How do we know when it's over?
Vicky:
I do!
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Dad:
Well, Timmy. You'd better listen or it's off to the clink. Which I hear is nice! Why don't I get to go to the nice clink?!
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Timmy:
Where's America?! All I can find on this stupid globe is Usa!
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Timmy Turner:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!! (crash)
Wanda:
Timmy! You're awake! We have great news!
Timmy Turner:
There's no encore?
Wanda:
We've been finally invited to a party at Cupid's!
Timmy Turner:
And I care about this why?
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Dad:
Hey! You're the guy on the dollar!
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Wanda:
You got her up four hours late for her medicine?!
Cosmo:
Yes. At first she was real mad, then she got real quiet.
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Mr. Crocker:
May I offer you a chair?
Cosmo:
Sure! May I offer you a fish?
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Timmy:
It's Saturday! You know what that means?!
Cosmo:
Cartoons!
Wanda:
Outdoor activities like gardening and bird watching. Or cartoons...
Cosmo:
Or Vicky! Wait, that's a bad thing! Or Vicky!!
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Dad:
We're going to read "The Little Dolphin Who Cried (dolphin noises)"!
Mom:
Have fun you two!
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Timmy:
Wanda, isn't this the part where you usually warn me how this wish could go horribly wrong?
Wanda:
No. I kind of like this one. In fact, isn't there someone else you'd like to make smarter? Anyone at all? That rhymes with Josmo?
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Cosmo:
Geology, geometry, geography. What's the difference? They all start with J.
Wanda:
Here's another "J" word for you-Jidiot!
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Dad:
And this is where I'd put a trophy. If I had one! Sorry, lost the happy. But the happy's back!
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Wanda:
Now here's Cosmo with the weather.
Cosmo:
I thought you said "feather".
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Vicky:
Bad dog! You know you're only supposed to do that outside or at Timmy's house!
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Nega-Chin:
Special delivery for the geek who writes "the Crimson Chin"!
Author:
Oh boy! I hope it's my new issue of "Nerds Who Still Live With Their Mothers Monthly".