Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Quotes
1035
Veruca Salt:
He's absolutely bonkers!
1034
Willy Wonka:
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
-Willy Wonka
1033
Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe:
In we go. It's my greatest invention yet. The Wonkavator.
It looks like an elevator to me.
Yes but an elevator only goes up and down. The Wonkavator goes up, down, sideways and every other way you can imagine.
-Willy Wonka and Grandpa Joe
1032
Mr. Salt & Wonka:
Mr. Salt: Is this some sort of funhouse, Wonka?
Wonka: No! Why? Are you having fun?
-Mr. Salt & Wonka
1031
wonka:
come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination!!!
-wonka
1030
Willy Wonka:
If God Didnt Want Us To Walk He Wouldn't Have Invented Roller Skates.
-Willy Wonka
1029
Wonka:
Hurry please. We have so much time and so little to see... Strike that, reverse it, thank you.
-Wonka
1028
Willy Willy Wonka and Mrs. Teevee:
Wonka: Hashawankaimo
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backward
-Willy Willy Wonka and Mrs. Teevee
1027
Willy Wonka and Mrs. Gloop:
Mrs. Gloop: He'll be turned into a marshmallow in five seconds!
Wonka: That's impossible my dear lady! Unthinkable! Absurd!
Mrs. Gloop: Why?
Wonka: Because that pipe doesn't go to Marshmallow Room, it goes to the Fudge Room.
-Willy Wonka and Mrs. Gloop
1026
Wonka:
[grabs Veruca's chin] We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
-Wonka
1025
Wonka:
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
-Wonka
1024
Wonka:
Speak a little louder next time... I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
-Wonka