Muppet Treasure Island Quotes
6626
Polly the Lobster:
What an imagination! First pirates, now talking parrots...what's next? A singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park? Woohoo!
-Polly the Lobster
6625
Rizzo and Gonzo:
Rizzo: I think he's some kind of blind fiend.
Gonzo: I think they'd prefer visually challenged fiend.
-Rizzo and Gonzo
6624
Rizzo:
We're standing in a room with a DEAD GUY!!!!
-Rizzo
6623
Gonzo:
I'm not Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim. HE's Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim!!!
-Gonzo
6622
Rizzo:
He died?! And this is supposed to be a kids' movie!!
-Rizzo
6621
Fozzy Bear:
Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's VERY smart! He's been to the moon...(consults finger) thank you...TWICE!
-Fozzy Bear
6620
Gonzo:
To the north west, multi-armed Zanzabanian short women, and their exploding wings of death!!
-Gonzo
6619
Jim, Gonzo, Fozzy, Rizzo:
Jim: Kill Captain Smollet, and you'll have to kill me.
Gonzo: Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.
Fozzy: Kill Gonzo and you'll have to kill me!
Rizzo: Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo and you'll have to...negotiate strenuously!
-Jim, Gonzo, Fozzy, Rizzo
6618
Long John and Miss Piggy:
John: So where'd ya get that necklace yer wearin'...the one made of Spanish doubloons?
Piggy: Ummmm...shopping channel?
-Long John and Miss Piggy
6617
Rizzo and Gonzo:
Gonzo: It just feels so weird...
Rizzo: What? That Mr. Arrow is dead?
Gonzo: Well, that...and my pants are filled with starfish.
Rizzo: ....You and your hobbies!!
-Rizzo and Gonzo
6616
Mr. Arrow and Gonzo:
Arrow: (speaking of captain) Is he bad tempered? The man is a raging volcano, tormented by inner demons the likes of which mere mortals cannot fathom.
Gonzo: He's got demons? Cool!
-Mr. Arrow and Gonzo
6615
Captain:
...Big-fat bug-eyed baby-eating O'brien?
(woman responds) Ay!
-Captain