Muppet Treasure Island Quotes
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Real Tom: DEAD TOM'S DEAD! :kisses dead Tom's cheek bone:.... LONG JONH SHOT HIM!
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Mrs. Bluberidge: I'LL BE FINE BOYS. RUN FOR IT!
Jim, Rizo, and Gonzo: HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?!!
Mrs. Bluberidge:Now who's going to clean all of this up!?
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Mrs. Bluberidge: DON'T BE GIVING HIM ANYMORE RUM
Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that?
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Long John: you tore a page from the holy scritptures to make a pirates death sentence.....Oh the red hot gates of HELL are creeping open. You blafamous hethens.
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Pirate:
I'VE GOT CABIN FEVER!!
-Pirate
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Mr. Arrow:
You, you were in charge of cleaning the deck, fifty lashes and then you will walk the plank. Smollet: I didn't say that. Arrow: I was anticipating your whim, sir.
-Mr. Arrow
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Gonzo, Rizzo:
Run, Rizzo, Run!" "I'm going as fast as I can...
-Gonzo, Rizzo
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Benjamina Gunn:
Benjamina (Piggy): All right. No more Ms. Nice Guy.
-Benjamina Gunn
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Jim Hawkins Gonzo:
There are pirates looking for this map.' 'Yeah, and they want to KILL us for it! Isn't that exciting?
-Jim Hawkins Gonzo
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Kermit:
Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?
-Kermit
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Gonzo:
Gonzo: I'm getting taller. This is cool; I may have a future in the NBA
-Gonzo
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Statler Waldorf:
Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog.' 'Well, it was too late to save the movie.
-Statler Waldorf
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Billy Bones:
Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that
-Billy Bones
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Benjamina Gunn:
Benjamina Gunn: You can't hurt my frog.
-Benjamina Gunn
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Captain and Clueless:
Captain: Clueless Morgan? Clueless: Huh?
-Captain and Clueless
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Clueless:
You know. Cabin fevah! Ah!...That.
-Clueless
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Mice:
Smally! Smally! He's our man! If he can't do it, no one can. YAAAAAY!
-Mice
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Animal:
Pol-i-ticks! Pol-i-ticks!
-Animal
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Mrs. Brimmely:
And tomorrow we'll have roast sucklin'...potatoes...
-Mrs. Brimmely
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Waterskiing Rat and others in boat:
Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired!
Rat in Boat: What?!
Waterskier: I'm gettin' tired!!
Rat in Boat: He said go faster!!
Waterskier: I'M GETTIN' TIRED!!!
-Waterskiing Rat and others in boat