The Great Muppet Caper Quotes
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"Fozzie! This is all very embarrassing!""Don't worry Kermit, it won't leave this room." "Here is a Muppet News Flash! Kermit the frog to date Lady Holiday! Details at 11!"
-Kermit, Fozzie, and the Muppet News Flash anchorman

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"My luggage was sent out the door. Luckily, my radio is frozen to my wrist."
-Scooter
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"Hey, gimme my night life!"
-Dr. Teeth
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"Uh, don't we have a gig around here or somethin'?"
-Zoot
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Miss Piggy: I'll be stuck in the Big House for life!
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Fozzy: I think I got my elbow in the picture.
Gonzo: That’s OK, adds human interest.
Fozzy: But I’m a bear.
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Pops: Looks like 'Steering Wheel Soufflés for dinner.
Janice: AGAIN?!?
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Editor: Now I ask you wich one would you read?
Fozzy: I read the one that has 'Dear Abby'.
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Pops: Say, how are ya'll fixin' to pay for this?
Kermit: What are our choices?
Pops: A) Crdeit Card B) Cash C) Sneak out in the middle of the night.
Fozzy: We'll take C.
Pops: Very popular choice.

Pops, Kermit, and Fozzy
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Fozzie: "Hey Kermit, I'm getting hungry."
Gonzo: "Call room service."
Kermit: "There's no phone."
Rizzo: "That's OK, there's no food, either."
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Fozzie and Gonzo:
Fozzie: "Uh, I think that's the English River."
Gonzo: "Oh. I'll take a picture of it. Say cheese!"
-Fozzie and Gonzo
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Fozzie and Kermit:
Fozzie: "Kermit? What does B. S. C. stand for?"
Kermit: "I dunno.
-Fozzie and Kermit
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Kermit and Nicky:
Kermit: Nicky. Why are you doing this?

Nicky: Why? Because I'm a villian. It's pure and simple.
-Kermit and Nicky
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Pops and other guests at the Happiness Hotel:
Pops: "Somebody's checking in!" (dings his service bell)
Guests: (opening their doors) "SOMEBODY'S CHECKING IN?!"
-Pops and other guests at the Happiness Hotel
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Rowlf:
Let me talk to them. Woof woof. Woof woof. [dogs heel] It helps to know a second language.
-Rowlf
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Woman:
MISS PIGGY STOLE MY NECKLACE!
-Woman
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Delivery Man:
Mr. Holiday, did you order a gross of flowered socks?
-Delivery Man
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Janice:
Look, Mother. It's my life. OK. So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked...
-Janice
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Sam the Eagle:
Sam the Eagle: You are all - WEIRDOS.
-Sam the Eagle
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Fozzie:
Mr. Holiday, sir. Will you let him go? If you hold him too long, he'll just give you warts.
-Fozzie