Gilligan's Island Quotes
Skipper: We're trying to signal that boat out there?
Gilligan: What boat?
Skipper: The boat out there.
Gilligan: I don't see any boat.
Skipper: Of course you don't.
Gilligan: Do you?
Skipper: No.
Gilligan: Professor, do you see the boat?
Professor: Oh, I can't see it either.
Gilligan: But it's out there, right?
Skipper: Look, Mary Ann saw the boat out there.
Gilligan: Can you see Mary Ann?
Skipper: No. How can I see Mary Ann when she isn't even here?
Gilligan: The same way you can see the boat.

Ginger: Mary Ann is under the impression that I've been getting you to do
all my work for me.
Skipper: (Looks at camera)
Ginger: So you think so too?! Well, do you know what I think?!
Skipper: I most certainly do!!!