The Sandlot Quotes
6529
Benny: Ham, you idiot! Now we can't play no more.
6528
Smalls: Yeah, yeah, you keep saying that. Who is she?
6527
Mrs. Smalls: Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer. Lots of them!
6526
Benny: Just stand there and stick you're glove out in the air. I'll take care of it.
6525
Ham Porter: "Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?"
Phillips: [swings and misses again] "SHUT UP PORTER!'
Ham Porter: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to start a friendly conversation, come on."
Ham Porter: [two seconds later] "Think she'll go out with me?"

6524
Quince: Everyday she just sits there. Lotioning and oiling. Oiling and lotioning. I can't take it no more!
6523
Yaya: "Ya ya, You're dead meat smalls!"
6522
Smalls: "Oh! The Great Bambino! Of course! I thought you meant The Great BAMBI!"
Ham: "That wimpy deer??"
Smalls: "Yeah..."
6521
The Whole Gang: "THE POOL HONEYS!!!"
6520
(Squints grabs Wendy and kisses her)
Wendy: "AH, YOU LITTLE PERVERT!"
Timmy: "Aw man, he's in deep shit."
6519
Mr. Myrtle, Scottie:
Mr. Myrtle: George signed this?
Scottie: George Herman Ruth? Yeah.
Mr. Myrtle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand.
-Mr. Myrtle, Scottie
6518
ham, smalls, and team:
Ham: The Great Bambino!!
Smalls: Oh my God, you mean he's the same guy?!
team: YES!!
-ham, smalls, and team
6517
benny & smalls:
Benny: You got a fire place? Smalls: Yeah, why? Benny: throw that hat in there.
-benny & smalls
6516
YaYa:
Squints was pervin a dish.
-YaYa
6515
Benny:
That ball you just hit, it's worth more than your whole life, man!
-Benny
6514
Squints:
For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver!
-Squints
6513
Bertram:
[after Wendy Peffercorn pulls Squints from the pool] God, he looks like a dead fish.
-Bertram
6512
Benny:
Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
[Everyone raises their hands]
-Benny
6511
Smalls as adult:
My life... was over
-Smalls as adult
6510
Squints:
Hurry up, Smalls! My clothes are goin' outta style!
-Squints