Moesha Quotes
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Morris Day: You can't snip it, clip it, or flip it.
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Moesha: I'm Moesha Mitchell.
Morris Day: Oh lawd, another "Esha" baby.
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Morris Day: No sampling, period.
Moesha: But Morris...
Morris Day: I said period, not comma.
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EVERY BODY:
Myles GO TO YOUR ROOM
-EVERY BODY
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Moesha David:
'David, you handled him really well! Have you ever thought about doing stand-up?' 'I AM standing up.'
-Moesha David
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Hakeem:
Niecy, your village called, and they miss their idiot.
-Hakeem
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Myles:
Dorian, you can keep begging until Lil' Kim comes out with a gospel album. It ain't gonna happen.
-Myles
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Kim Ohagi:
'So what does Ohagi mean? Young Black God?' 'It means Conquering Warrior.' 'Ooh, I surrender.'
-Kim Ohagi
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Kim:
I wanna get my knowledge on, you know, like that commercial say, "A mind is a terrible thing."
-Kim
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Moesha Morris Day:
'My name is Moesha Mitchell.' 'Oh, Lawd, another "Esha" baby.'
-Moesha Morris Day
24869
Aaron Moesha:
'Come on, Mo, I never said I was a virgin.' 'No, but I didn't know you were a ho!'
-Aaron Moesha
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Kim Taylor:
[about Kim's weight] Kim: It's just baby fat. Taylor: No, it's just fat, baby.
-Kim Taylor
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Kim:
Y'all are dysfun... Y'all are dysfun... Y'all can't get along.
-Kim
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Kim:
What happened, Mo, did you forget where you live?
-Kim
24865
Hakeem:
Hakeem: Boom!
-Hakeem
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Moesha:
Moesha: I don't look like Brandy! I'm cuter than her.
-Moesha
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Moesha Niecy:
Moesha: You know I can dance like Janet. Niecy: Yup - Reno.
-Moesha Niecy
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Niecy Myles:
'I'm watching my figure.' 'Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it.'
-Niecy Myles
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Cop Frank Mitchell:
'Calm down.' 'Don't you tell me to calm down, I pay your salary!' 'Then I need a raise.'
-Cop Frank Mitchell
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Sara Andell:
'Andell, if we split a Cherry Soda, can we still get the free refills?' 'No, Broke-ahontas.'
-Sara Andell