Sesame Street Quotes
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Patrick Stewart:
"MAKE IT SO, Number 1!
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Vincent Twice:
Good Evening, I am your host, Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice. Welcoming you to Mysterious Theater.
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Sonny Friendly:
"Are we having a nice day, or what?"
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Bert:
"ERNIE!!! Oh Ernie, That is no good. You cannot count fire engines. That is too loud. You will wake up the whole neighborhood. Now, I want to count something quiet to fall alsleep with, Okay. None of those sounds."
Ernie:
"Okay, Bert. How about if I count balloons."
Bert:
"Balloons?"
Ernie:
"Yeah, Balloons. They are queit. They just sit there."
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Announcer:
"We take you now to Kermit the Frog with another fast breaking news story."
Kermit the Frog:
"Oh, Hi ho. This is Kermit the Frog at Sesame Street News...."
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The Monster Cookie:
"Keep your hands off, pal!"
Cookie Monster:
"YIKES! Cookie talked!"
The Monster Cookie:
"Me no, Cookie. Me, Monster.
Cookie Monster:
"Me too, Me Cookie Monster."
The Monster Cookie:
"Me, Monster Cookie.
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Grover:
"Hello, Sir!"
Mr. Johnson:
"Oh, Wait! I know you! You're that waiter from over at Charlie's!"
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Marisa Tomei:
(As a Banana King employee in the story) "And here's your order, sir. One Double Banana Whopper".
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Marisa Tomei:
(Reading a story to Joey and Davey) Once upon a time, in a far-off land called Bensonhurst, there was a fast food restaurant called Banana King.
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The Monkey King:
I was once a person, a human, a king!
Banana King Employee (Marisa):
A king?
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The Monkey King:
I'd just like a kiss, please.
Banana King Employee (Marisa):
A kiss? Buddy, only what's on the menu, okay?
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The Monkey King:
I am very, very sad. Oh, woe is me.
Banana King Employee (Marisa):
Let me get you a Double Banana Burger. You'll feel so much better, okay?
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Marisa Tomei:
(Reading to Joey and Davey) "Well, his name isn't Vinny. He's the Monkey King, but he's very sad".
Joey and Davey:
Aw, poor Monkey King.
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Davey:
(While Marisa Tomei reads) Hey, Joey, That looks like our cousin. What's his name?
Joey:
Vinny.
Davey:
Yeah, yeah. It looks just like our cousin Vinny!
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The Monkey King:
Yeah, but then one day, this witch, she turned me into a Monkey King and the only way I can be turned back into a human king is if a beautiful maiden with big hair could kiss me.
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Monkey King Employee (Marisa):
Well, I guess I could take a break to help a poor old monkey.
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Monkey King Employee (Marisa):
Come here, monkey boy.
(She and the Monkey King kiss, and he become a man in a suit)
Monkey King:
Hey, it worked!
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Marisa Tomei:
(Ending her story) And so they got married, changed the name of the restaurant to Banana Queen and King, and they lived happily ever after!
Joey and Davey:
The end!
Marisa:
Not quite!
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Monkey King Employee (Marisa):
Let me tell you something. We gotta do something about these uniforms. They're tacky. We need something in mauve...taffeta...
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The Monkey King:
(In human form) When we get married, half of this will be yours.
Banana King Employee (Marisa):
Hey, I always wanted to be a Queen...And an entrepeneuer.