Are You Being Served? Quotes
24353
My pussy has the sniffles.
-Ms. Slocombe
24352
Mrs. Slocombe:" I Have brought my pussy to work"
24351
Mr. Grossman and Capt. Peacock:
"GRACE BROTHERS UNFAIR!"
-Mr. Grossman and Capt. Peacock
24350
Old Mr. Grace:
Only 100 kilometers to go.
-Old Mr. Grace
24349
Mr. Spooner:
I'll pick you up!AAARRRGGGHHH!!"
-Mr. Spooner
24348
Mr. Klein:
You ignorant berk!
-Mr. Klein
24347
Mr. Klein:
I'm Mr. Spooner. Your son's been under me all morning and I'm very satisfied.
-Mr. Klein
24346
Mr. Humphries:
I need to get another tail for me Mickey Mouse.
-Mr. Humphries
24345
Mrs. Slocombe:
...and I am unanimous in that!
-Mrs. Slocombe
24344
Captain Peacock:
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale, was tattooed all the prices of ale. Whilst on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was precisely the same, but in braille.
-Captain Peacock
24343
Captain Peacock, Customer, Mr. Humphries:
Capt. Peacock: You just ruined a perfectly good dress.
Customer: You just ruined a perfectly good marriage.
Mr. Humphries: Just like crossroads isn't it.
-Captain Peacock, Customer, Mr. Humphries
24342
Mrs. Slocombe (to Miss Brahms):
You will were pajamas tonight. Suppose there was a fire and you had no clothes on.

Miss Brahms: Ooh! I'd be first to be rescued.
-Mrs. Slocombe (to Miss Brahms)
24341
Mr. Tebbs:
If there is a jukebox, I shall resign.
-Mr. Tebbs
24340
Mr. Goldberg:
As you wish, Mr. Humphries.
-Mr. Goldberg
24339
Mr. Mash:
I'd rather perfer you in nothin'.
-Mr. Mash
24338
Mrs. Slocombe (to Capt. Peacock):
Get stuffed!
-Mrs. Slocombe (to Capt. Peacock)
24337
Mr. Humphries:
Oh, hello Mother!
-Mr. Humphries
24336
Mrs. Slocombe:
I'm going to see Mr. Rumbold, so get stuffed!
-Mrs. Slocombe
24335
Mrs. Slocombe:
Shut up!
-Mrs. Slocombe
24334
Mrs. Slocombe:
Captain Peacock, this is sexy knickers.
-Mrs. Slocombe