Night Court Quotes
24263
Harry: "Your life doesn't have to end up that way!"
Dan: "I don't have a life, Harry! I have a life*style*! Do you know how many women I've slept with?"
Harry: "It doesn't matter how many women you slept with! *Pauses* More than 100?"
Dan: "You know that slogan underneath the Golden Arches, the one that reads "Over 4 Billion Served"? Let's just say I'm competitive."
*Harry sits down, shocked*
24262
Dan: I'll tell you one thing I do NOT want to be, and that is one of those old, pathetic, eccentric bachelors living in some sleazy apartment with a dozen cats."
Harry: "You can have more than that!"
Dan: "Alright, TWO dozen cats!"
24261
Harry: *leans over his bench* "Dan...*starts shifting through his hair*, may I suggest a medicated shampoo?"
24260
Am I going to understand this when I get older?

--Bull Shannon
24259
Oooh-kay! - Bull Shannon
24258
Bull:
Ummmmmm-Kay!
-Bull
24257
Dan Fielding:
I'm Dan Fielding, King of Hanky Panky!
-Dan Fielding
24256
Harry:
Pick a card, any card!
-Harry