The Muppet Show Quotes
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Kermit: "Going up, *going up sound* now Paul is someone everyone can look up to."
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"THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!! AND THANK YOU!!!"
-Marvin Suggs
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Miss Piggy and C3P0:
C3P0: She doesn't look like the princess to me.
Miss Piggy: Watch it, hardware!
-Miss Piggy and C3P0
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Manah Manah guy:
Manah Manah!
-Manah Manah guy
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Statler:
What have you got for an opening act this time? A Chinese gorilla dancing ballet?
-Statler
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Animal:
Woman! Woman! Woman!
-Animal
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Statler Waldorf:
Statler: Ever heard of pig on bikes? Waldorf: I've never heard of road hogs.
-Statler Waldorf
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Kermit:
Yay. Uh, those of you with hearing aids may wish to remove the batteries.
-Kermit
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Swedish Chef:
Bork Bork Bork!
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Ms. Piggy:
Kermy
-Ms. Piggy
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Miss Piggy:
HI-YAH
-Miss Piggy
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Fozzie:
What do you call a soft drink for frogs? Croaka Cola!
-Fozzie
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Kermit:
Thank you all again and join us next time on The Muppet Show!
-Kermit
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Kermit:
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star... ___*blank*___. Yay!
-Kermit
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Kermit:
Thank you! Thank you. Welcome to The Muppet Show...
-Kermit
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Kermit:
Thank you! Thank you. Welcome again to The Muppet Show!
-Kermit
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Fozzie:
wakka wakka wakka!
-Fozzie
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Fozzie:
Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a!

-Fozzie
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Fozzie:
Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!

-Fozzie
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Kermit:
Are we ready back there?
-Kermit