Family Guy Quotes
22691
Stewie:
Baby needs to suck ash. BABY NEEDS TO SUCK ASH! Not "ass" you pervert, save it for the interns.
22690
Peter:
Z, 4, Q, another Q, a third Q, and a Batman symbol.
Pat Sajak:
Okay, no help there. 15 seconds if you want to take a shot at it. Talk It out.
Peter:
It is Alex Karis In Webster? (Victory Music Plays)
22689
Lois:
I am not a sideshow attraction...anymore(flashback to Lois in a cage)Me likey bouncy! Me likey bouncy
-Lois
22688
Mayor West:
"If you see the Noid, tell him not to steal my pizza...or i'll snap his neck."

"Perhaps it was the Noid that should have avoided me."
-Mayor West
22687
Falcore:
"Peter, your a little heavy buddy... We're going down"
-Falcore
22686
Peter:
(Stewie runs Homer Simpson over in the garage with his trike. Peter opens the door)Peter: Hey, Stewie.(Looks down) Who the hell is that?
-Peter
22685
Osama's rubber chicken:
(Osama makes his rubber chicken"talk)Death to americans!
-Osama's rubber chicken
22684
Brian:
Peter, this next one, you can blame on the dog.
-Brian
22683
Peter:
MUST KILL LINCOLN!
-Peter
22682
Quagmire:
Show women I gave the clap to. Oh!
-Quagmire
22681
Brian:
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
-Brian
22680
Quagmire:
Show women I gave the clap to. Oh!
-Quagmire
22679
Lois and Peter:
Lois:Peter,did you get a new buttocks?
Peter:I had to.My old one had a crack in it! Hehehe...
-Lois and Peter
22678
Brian:
Aww. Did Orson fall down?
-Brian
22677
Chris:
Permission to freak out?
-Chris
22676
Brian:
Looks like Stewie "Freed the beast" all over the back of Peter's head.
-Brian
22675
Meg:
I'm not a dog you fat son of a b*tch!
-Meg
22674
Chris:
I'm so awkward!
-Chris
22673
Peter:
Hehehehehe...sweet!
-Peter
22672
Drunk Peter:
(Peter's car crashes into the Christmas pageant's "stable")
Peter: Hey, everybody! I'm on vacation. Happy birthday, Jesus. Seven maids a milkin',six maids a milkin' five maids a milk(Camel falls on Peter)ow!
-Drunk Peter