Family Guy Quotes
22751
Peter:
"Ridin' on the bus, ridin' on the bus, sittin' next to bums; there's an open seat *pointing* Hope that isn't pee!"
22750
Stewie and Brian:
"Yea, and God said to Abraham; 'You will kill your son Issacc' and Abraham said: 'What? I can't hear you. You'll have to speak into the microphone!' and God said: 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this any better? Check, check; Jerry, pull the high end out; i'm still getting some hiss back here."

"Say something about my Mother!!"
22749
Stewie sarcasticly:
Oh my your so funy!! I never heard that joke done like that truly original...You uh uh got any more. Your so funny!!!
22748
Stewie:
Well its been 24 hours, got my money?!
Brian:
Oh man. ah just give me till friday.
Stewie:
Ah thats funny could have sworn i said have it by today.
22747
Peter:
Can I get 6,000 Chicken "Fuh-jie-tus"?

22746
Peter:
I'm caca for Cocoa Puffs!
22745
Peter:
"Awful lotta Honkies in here."
22744
Brian:
"Hey, Chris. You'd better get of your sister, or else..."
Chris:
"I don't have to listen to you; you're a dog! You don't have a soul!"
22743
Brian:
"And over here is the physics department."
Chris:
"That explains all the gravity."
22742
Peter:
"Hey Lois, what's this word?"
Lois:
"Evil."
Peter:
"And this one?"
Lois:
"Knievel."
Peter:
"And this one?"
Lois:
"Was"
Peter:
"And this one?"
Lois:
"Born."
Peter:
"And this one?"
Lois:
"In."
Peter:
"And this one?"
Lois:
"Montana."
Peter:
"Hey Lois, did you know Evil Knieval was born in Montana?"
22741
Brian:
"You're drunk."
Stewie:
"You're sexy."
22740
Peter:
"Shiny Red Ball!"
22739
Chris:
Didn't 'Robot chicken' already do this 3 months ago?
22738
Peter:
Wah! Wah! It's only child birth. How much could it hurt?
22737
Peter:
You're Death, what are you afraid of?
22736
Joe:
DAMN IT, BONNIE! YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE POOP SACK!
22735
Chris:
I dropped the ball, I'm sorry. I've just been buried in paperwork for the past 72 hours.
22734
Peter:
Yeah, well... technically, I'm retarded.
22733
Joe:
GET NAKED YOU STRANGE WHORE!!!
22732
The Emperor:
Something, something, something, Dark Side!