Family Guy Quotes
22531
Chris Griffen:
I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it... well I could ride it to the store.
-Chris Griffen
22530
Peter Griffin:
Meg, we all miss the news, Heuy Lewis just needs time to create.
-Peter Griffin
22529
Peter Griffin:
Jesus loves me, he loves me a bunch, 'cause he always puts Skippy in my lunch.
-Peter Griffin
22528
Stewie Griffin:
If you cooked anymore slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar. Hahaha...oh that's right, I went there.
-Stewie Griffin
22527
Peter Griffin:
Holy crip hes a crapple.
-Peter Griffin
22526
Chris Griffin:
Yo did ya'll check me wen that hottie was all up in my kool-aid? I wuz lookin to break off a lil sumthin sumthin but my crew gave me the 411 on dat skank and she's all about tha bling bling.
-Chris Griffin
22525
Peter Griffin:
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, Lois.
-Peter Griffin
22524
Cleveland:
That tickles me in a way where, if Loretta were to tickle me that way, I'd say, "Oh... yeah, that's it... that's the spot."

-Cleveland
22523
Stewie Griffin:
Easy easy! You're washing a baby's scalp, not scrubbing the vomit out of a Christmas dress, you stupid holiday drunk.

-Stewie Griffin
22522
Peter Griffin:
I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second: AHH!
-Peter Griffin
22521
Quagmire:
Hello there. You must be *this* beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
-Quagmire
22520
Lois Griffin:
I'll be just like Hillary Clinton, only you know, without the penis.

-Lois Griffin
22519
Quagmire:
Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11. OHH!

-Quagmire
22518
Quagmire:
Dear Diary: Jackpot!
-Quagmire