Family Guy Quotes
22551
Quagmire:
The hell? Did I just get laid?
-Quagmire
22550
Quagmire:
Wow, that was strangly arousing
-Quagmire
22549
Stewie:
"OH NO! NO! NO! THAT'S PEPPEREKA! OW! TAKE THAT!" *whiz*
-Stewie
22548
Peter Griffin and Fat Albert:
Peter;Well,at least i'm the fattest guy on the block to win a boat Fat Albert;Hey hey hey,I won a boat
-Peter Griffin and Fat Albert
22547
Chris:
There's an evil monkey in my closet!
-Chris
22546
Greased Up Deaf Guy:
You never gonna catch me. Forget about it!
-Greased Up Deaf Guy
22545
Cleveland:
with the cash left over I got tickets to bring on the noise bring, bring on the funk....the noise was good but I thought they phoned in alot of the funk
-Cleveland
22544
Brian:
Peter, it's seven o' clock and you've still got your pants on. Whats the occasion?
-Brian
22543
All:
Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
-All
22542
Stewie:
Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
-Stewie
22541
Stewie:
Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
-Stewie
22540
Peter:
ok, how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? THREE! One dirty stinkin ape to screw it in and two dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other. hahahaha...*click-click*
-Peter
22539
Black Knight:
Hey, whats YOUR fatass doing here?
-Black Knight
22538
Peter:
This is my wife, lois, AHH!
-Peter
22537
Quagmire:
Yeah it's stuck in a window this time.
-Quagmire
22536
Brian:
How bout a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP!
-Brian
22535
Stewie:
The mind control device is nearing completion...
-Stewie
22534
Stewie:
Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb...
-Stewie
22533
Peter Griffin:
You know what I havent had in a while? Big League Chew.
-Peter Griffin
22532
Quagmire:
Gigedy Gigedy Gigedy Gigidey Goo.
-Quagmire