Family Guy Quotes
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Peter(after Lois tells him he's childish):
If I'm a child that makes you a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert.
-Peter(after Lois tells him he's childish)
22570
Chris Griffen:
If I had a hole in my throat, I'd put pennies in it.
-Chris Griffen
22569
Peter Griffen:
Why are you dressed like Re-Run?
-Peter Griffen
22568
Peter:
I'am coocoo for caca puffs.
-Peter
22567
Stewie:
Oh GOD, it's like Orson Wells' autopsy...!
-Stewie
22566
Mayor Adam West:
I love this job more than I love taffy. And I'm a man who enjoys his taffy. [Puts taffy in his mouth.]Mmmmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmm..hmmmmmm.
-Mayor Adam West
22565
Cleveland & Quagmire:
[Singing] Check the balls on Uncle Charlie, fa la la la la la la la la.
-Cleveland & Quagmire
22564
Brian and Peter Griffin:
King me.
Look over there.
Huh?

-Brian and Peter Griffin
22563
Brian Griffin:
Come on Peter. I've seen how competitive you can get. You can't even handle losing a game of checkers.
-Brian Griffin
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Stewie:
*to Peter* Hey... hey big guy. You want- you want a SODA? Hmm? Do you? Do you want a SODA??
-Stewie
22561
Stewie:
Stewie: *looking in the fridge* Okay, let's see, we got soda, purple stuff and, OH! Sunny D! Allright!
-Stewie
22560
Lois and Peter:
Peter-yeah can I have a big mac, some small fries...you want something honey?...Lois-Peter she's having a baby!...Peter-oh and can I get a happy meal?
-Lois and Peter
22559
Peter and Louis:
Peter: It's time you started living like the Piece of Schmidt you are.
Lois: That's "Pewterschmidt"!
-Peter and Louis
22558
Quagmire:
Quagmire: Hey Meg 18 yet?
Meg: No
Quagmire: Hey Chris how are you?
Chis: Well i'm glad that I ....
Quagmire: Alll right!!! (leaves)
-Quagmire
22557
Quagmire:
Hello, 911? its Quagmire. yeah, yeah its in a window this time.
-Quagmire
22556
Lion - O:
Oh hey not much, not much...so do you wanna go get wasted or something?
-Lion - O
22555
Dvaid Bowie:
SShhhhh. just you shut your mouth
-Dvaid Bowie
22554
Quagmire:
*walks to a kissing lesbian couple*
So You ladies ever been penetrated?
-Quagmire
22553
Peter:
(writing) Dear McGyver, enclosed is a paperclip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
-Peter
22552
Stewie:
You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. Your life however is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!
-Stewie