Family Guy Quotes
22591
Martha Stewart:
Finally! (farts) Aahhhh...
-Martha Stewart
22590
Lois:
Smokin'! Ha ha ha. Smokin'! Smokin'!
-Lois
22589
God and Jesus:
>God: Let me light that for you. (summons bolt of lightning)(bar catches fire) Jesus Christ!!
>Jesus: What!?
>God: Lets get outta here.
-God and Jesus
22588
Joe:
Bring it ooooon!!!
-Joe
22587
Joe:
Lets do this!
-Joe
22586
Quagmire:
Dear diary, jackpot!
-Quagmire
22585
Salesman and Peter:
Salesman: My uncle, who's a real expert on volcanoes says one is about to erupt right here.
Peter: ~Hmmm...I too have an uncle~ but we've never had a valcomo erupt ever.
Salesman: well...don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: touche salesman
-Salesman and Peter
22584
Stewie:
It's times like this I wish I were used for stem cell research
-Stewie
22583
Peter:
Chicken...gave me a bad coupon...
-Peter
22582
Meg:
Give it to me! Give it to me, Neil!
-Meg
22581
Stewie:
You know what I do Meg? I spit in your mouth while you sleep.
-Stewie
22580
Chris and Meg:
Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad. Meg: We have the same dad, idiot! Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter!

-Chris and Meg
22579
Stewie:
(Running naked through the mall) Help! I've escaped from Kevin Spacy's basement, help me!

-Stewie
22578
Old man that loves Chris:
Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of popsicles. Mmmmm.

-Old man that loves Chris
22577
Peter and Lois:
Hey Lois! Diarehha!
*laughs* Peter, I'm holding ice tea!
-Peter and Lois
22576
Stewie:
What the deuce are you looking at? It's just tuna......
-Stewie
22575
Quagmire:
Mom, do you want this three-way to happen or not?
-Quagmire
22574
peter:
(on lois&peter's wedding day)''I only have one thing to say to you lois...fudge fudge lemonade around the corner milk is made"
-peter
22573
Trisha Takanawa:
Oh I love to meet Ziggy Stardust...I take you home, make you fish bowel soup, fish bowel!" (To David Bowie, Stewie Griffin the Untold Story)
-Trisha Takanawa
22572
Lois Griffin:
[Surprised] Stewie. Did......Did you unhook mommy's bra?
-Lois Griffin