Family Guy Quotes
22611
Quagmire:
What's all the noise? I was just jerk...ed out of a sound sleep.
-Quagmire
22610
Brian:
Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs. [everyone gasps] Too soon?
-Brian
22609
Peter Griffin:
May I Have your attention please..Testicles..That'll be all.
-Peter Griffin
22608
Adam West:
My name isn't Adam We! Or is it? Nobody messes with Adam We!
-Adam West
22607
Peter:
Quagmire was just walking in the park when a ninja comes out of nowhere and stabs him! Then a nazi comes out! Then a pots and pans robot shoots him! We might be able to revive him...oh no! A t. rex! do..do..do...do..do...
-Peter
22606
Bill Clinton:
(singing)Oh, This is one fine day to be nude! Oh This is one fine day to be nude...
-Bill Clinton
22605
Tom Tucker:
Now, let's go back to Diane being a b***h.
-Tom Tucker
22604
Chris:
Mrs.lockheart too chris

what do you see here(mrs.lockheart)
2 d's and an F
-Chris
22603
Peter:
Hehehehe sweeet
-Peter
22602
Peter:
WILLSON! WILLSON! WILLSON! WILLSON!
Volleyball:
My name is Voit, dumbass!
22601
Brian&Peter:
*Brian* Ah dont feel bad peter.Hey I know what will cheer you up.*Peter* I dont think i'm in the mood.*B* Are you sure?"Its peanutbutter jelly time! Peanutbutter jelly time!Peanutbuter jelly time!Where you at,where you at a day ago! Peanutbutter jelly!P
-Brian&Peter
22600
Unknown character:
Oh crapped the bells he crapped the bells oh crapped the bells well here comes Jesus he doesn't look very happy.
-Unknown character
22599
Peter Griffin:
Hey, Lois. Did you know that Evel Knievel was born in Montana?
-Peter Griffin
22598
Peter:
Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser!
-Peter
22597
Stewie:
Sure I'll go for some ice cream BUT NO SPRINKLES! for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you
-Stewie
22596
Brian & Group:
Brian: Oh please Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs.
Group: *GASP*
Brian: .......Too soon?
-Brian & Group
22595
stewie:
when the world ismine you death shall be quick and painless
-stewie
22594
Chris:
(to a Twinkie) I'm going to turn you into POO!
-Chris
22593
Peter Griffin:
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven. Seven. Seven prostitutes.
-Peter Griffin
22592
Stewie Griffin:
Baby needs ash! BABY NEEDS ASH! I said "ash" not "ass" you pervert. Save it for the interns.
-Stewie Griffin