Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
22459
Mike Nelson:
I'll have another coke!
-Mike Nelson
22458
Crow seeing a volcano blowing up...:
The world is having a Maalox moment...

-Crow seeing a volcano blowing up...
22457
TV's Frank:
I AM the button.
-TV's Frank
22456
Torgo:
LarGe SAuSagE and MusHrOOm, ThiN CrUsT?
-Torgo
22455
Dr. Erhardt:
Enjoy!
-Dr. Erhardt
22454
Crow:
I want to decide who lives and who dies.
-Crow
22453
Dr. Forrester:
Oh, poopie!
-Dr. Forrester
22452
Dr. Forrester:
It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people... it has EVERYTHING to do with hurting!
-Dr. Forrester
22451
TV's Frank:
Double Cranch? Whats that about?
-TV's Frank
22450
Joel Robinson:
If you're like me,( and I know I am)...
-Joel Robinson
22449
Tom Servo:
I'm the wind baby!
-Tom Servo
22448
Mike Nelson:
You know many people have compaired this to the chariot scene in Ben Hur? Yeah, they usually say, 'Ben Hur' was really good, this movie totally sucked
-Mike Nelson
22447
Crow:
Torgo, you're the laziest man on Mars!
-Crow
22446
Joel Robinson:
What do you think, sirs?
-Joel Robinson
22445
Crow dubbing Puma Man Henchman:
I'm falling at a 30 degree angle defying all laws of physiiiiiics!
-Crow dubbing Puma Man Henchman
22444
Dr. Forrester:
Push the button Frank!
-Dr. Forrester