Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
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Crow T. Robot:
Okay, alright. You win the world. Your monster is the best and can kill everything. You're happy and you're standing there all in your shame... Are you happy now?
-Crow T. Robot
22478
Joel Robinson:
Rex Dart! Eskimo Spy!
-Joel Robinson
22477
TV's Frank:
You know, Clay, when you come right down to it, I think I'd like to be know as just... Frank.
-TV's Frank
22476
Tom Servo:
Thank goodness for the internal genetalia!
-Tom Servo
22475
Joel & Mike:
We've got movie sign!
-Joel & Mike
22474
Santa Claus:
I've come here to eat candy canes and kick ass,, and i'm all out of candy canes!
-Santa Claus
22473
TV's Frank:
More pie, mangoat?
-TV's Frank
22472
Crow:
Shall I hit you again TV's Frank?
-Crow
22471
Joel Robinson:
Oh, he aged so gradually I didn't even notice!
-Joel Robinson
22470
Crow:
I'm mine! All mine!
-Crow
22469
Joel Robinson:
Thats a number 5!
-Joel Robinson
22468
Joel, Crow and Tom Servo:
HUZZAH!
-Joel, Crow and Tom Servo
22467
Joel Robinson:
But I don't wanna look like Arch Hall Junior!
-Joel Robinson
22466
Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank:
We're evil! EVIL!
-Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank
22465
Joel Robinson:
All right! All right, let's do it again! You come in late girls, again, you're out. All right? All right, from the top: With a pickle mind, we kick the nipple beer. Steady as a goat, we're flying over trout. Ghetto down the highway at the speed of light
-Joel Robinson
22464
TV's Frank:
Ha ha ha ha, he can feel it he says!
-TV's Frank
22463
TV's Frank:
Good? He's the BEST!
-TV's Frank
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Joel Robinson:
Trumpy, you come down!
-Joel Robinson
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Crow:
You know you want me, baby!
-Crow
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JC:
I tried to show him the way! I tried to show him the light! I was like a brother to him! But he just said NO...
-JC