Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes
22499
thank goodness for the internal genitalia!

-tom servo
22498
thank goodness for the internal genitalia!

-tom servo
22497
hey don't that's wallace and gromit's yard!

-crow
22496
Tom Servo: "Chief?"

Crow: "McCloud!"
22495
Mike Nelson:
I got my dad's enforcer for the weekend! Woo!
-Mike Nelson
22494
Tom Servo:
She's old. How old - is she? She creaks - she's so - dang old.
-Tom Servo
22493
Crow T. Robot:
Guy with a toy monkey on the run. Guy with a toy monkey on the ruuun!
-Crow T. Robot
22492
Crow T. Robot:
You, eh, Joel Robinstone?
-Crow T. Robot
22491
Crow T. Robot:
You could use his chin as a pitan!
-Crow T. Robot
22490
Crow T. Robot:
Remember to believe in magic, or i'll kill you!
-Crow T. Robot
22489
Crow T. Robot:
How are we supposed to do a sketch when we have to watch... Manos: the Hands of Fate!

-Crow T. Robot
22488
TV's Frank:
Dr. Forrester I think you'd better have a look at this. Joel and the bots are making fun of my hair MY HAIR!
-TV's Frank
22487
Joel Robinson:
Oh, wow.
-Joel Robinson
22486
Joel Robinson:
Hey, you leave my father outta this!
-Joel Robinson
22485
Crow T. Robot:
Previously, on Twin Peaks.
-Crow T. Robot
22484
Crooow:
Oh! so that's what you do for a living: throw people out the window and say 'You are the Pumaman'.
-Crooow
22483
Crow:
"Honey! I'll help you finish stripping!"
-Crow
22482
Joel Robinson:
He's on a collison course with wackiness!
-Joel Robinson
22481
Dr. Forrester:
Yippee ki-yo ki-yay, mamma jamma.
-Dr. Forrester
22480
Joel Robinson:
I'm gone! Presto! Vavoom!
-Joel Robinson