Ed, Edd and Eddy Quotes
22091
"I AM JIMMY! HEAR ME ROAR!"
- Jimmy
22090
"Hello? ... Who threw this watchmadoohickey at Rolf's posterior?"
- Rolf
22089
Eddy: (After seeing Ed's Jonny mask fall off) Jonny, you dropped your face... I'll go get you a new one!
22088
"If it's not of this world, it's mine!"
- Ed
22087
"You must be pulling rolf's finger!, Rolf shall return!"
-Rolf
22086
"Open up and say bob double d!"
-ED
22085
"I name this planet in the name of Ed, bringer of bacon!"
- Ed
22084
Double D: "Ed, you are violating a hair peice!"
Ed: "Wigs scare me, double D"
22083
Edd: "I'm not sure this is legal."
Eddy: "Sure it is! Cows are public property, like trees."
22082
Edd: [heading for the phone] "How do I look, Eddy?"
Eddy: "It's a phone call, Romeo."
22081
Ed: "Where do eggs come from?"
Rolf: "Let me show you exactly where the egg comes from--"
Edd: "NO! Um...Eggs come from chickens, Ed."
Ed: "Where does a chicken come from?"
22080
Ed: "Take me to your leader!" [charges the Kankers]
Eddy: "Give 'em the Burr-Head Bump, Ed!"
Ed: "I can't Eddy, my mom says I'm not allowed to fight girls!"
22079
Eddy: "Ladies and gentlemen..."
Ed [excited]: "Ladies and gentlemen!"
Eddy: "Come buy our delicious..."
Ed: "Come buy our deciduous..." [normal voice] "Uh."
Eddy: "Energy drink."
Ed: "Hello!"
22078
[after Edd & Eddy gave Ed a bath in the wagon]
Ed: "Am I cool, now?"
Eddy: "No, you're naked."
22077
"if you cant beat'em, show off!"
- Eddy
22076
"Well, I was walking down the sidewalk; when I saw a bug! 'Hello bug!' I followed the little dickens to this tree see? Then I hit my head on that branch! *WHACK!* Oh, sorry; it was this one *WHACK!* Then I gazed at the stars!"

- Ed
22075
"Carefully, Eddy, do not taunt the doodle!"
- Rolf
22074
{After falling into a machine and turning into a wiener}
Rolf: I am a wiener
Ed: {Eating a wiener link} You are Rolf
22073
Eddy: I would, but I have to change the newspapers under Ed's bed
Ed: Changed them this mourning Eddy
22072
Ed: "That's really something I wanted to do"