Ed, Edd and Eddy Quotes
22131
Edd: "Inhale, Ed! Reverse your breathing!"
22130
(Jonny and Plank plummet to the ground so hard that they end up in China)
Jonny: "Wow, China!" (anxiously clutches Plank) "Just like in the cartoons!"
22129
(the Eds are covered in gum)
Edd: "Well, once again, the day ends with the 3 of us..."
Eddy: "...stuck together in some nutty way! But wait, we have a guest tonight!"
(Jonny and Plank are there, too)
Ed: "I like the way Jonny's stuck."
22128
Edd: "For decades, we parade the cake every Christmas!" (Ed "rewinds" Edd) "For decades, we parade the cake every Christmas!" (gets "rewinded" again) "Every Christmas!"
22127
Rolf: "Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf!"
Kevin: "What are you talking about, man?"
Rolf: "Rolf's eyes fool the brain of Rolf! Must I spell it?"
22126
Ed: "MEATBALL!"
Jimmy: "Aah! Mother Nature's attacking again!"
22125
Lee Kanker: Hi, little Eddy.
May Kanker: He's so cute!
(the Kankers pet and pinch Eddy)
Marie Kanker: Look at that baby face!
(Eddy bites)
Lee: He's such a little brat.
Eddy: I'm not little!
22124
Ed: "Eddy is my ideal pal; soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes. Yum."
22123
Ed: "Eddy, carrots are good for your eyes. Can it dial a phone?"
22122
(Ed is in Eddy's room. Ed looks at Eddy's lava lamp)
Ed: "Why does goo float?"
Eddy: "HIT THE ROAD!"
(Ed eats the lava lamp)
Eddy: "My LAMP!"
Ed: (picks up Eddy) "Eddy, why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter?"
22121
Ed: "Hot cocoa and potato salad! Who's with me?!"
22120
Ed: "Hold that think!"
22119
Ed: "If only we had a sack of potatoes!"
Edd: "Potatoes won't aid us in any way, Ed."
22118
Jonny: (running around Ed) "Flutter around the mushrooms! That's what pixies do!"
22117
Rolf: "Hurry, as the rasberries beg to be squashed, Ed Boy!"
Ed: "*imitating Eddy* Let's sell the squash for cash! *gasp* Chicken! Pet the chicken! Pet the chicken! *pauses* This stupid bird stole my quarter. Flew away with it. Stupid!"
Eddy: "*imitating Double D* Excuse me, Eddy, may I 'fuel inject'? Chickens cannot fly, as they are mammals."
Double D: "*imitating Ed* I love chickens, Eddy!"
*All three laughing*
22116
Double D: "No! Stop! Wait!"
22115
Eddy: "W-w-w-water!"
Double D: "H2O, please!"
Ed: "Gravy!"
22114
Jimmy: "Ready or not, here I come!"
Ed: "Jimmy's coming!"
Double D: "We need to hide!"
Eddy: " *angrily* You're touching my face!"
22113
Ed: "Nobody knows nothing like Eddy."
22112
Double D: "Minus the square root of a piece of pie?"