Sanford and Son Quotes
21872
Fred: And you made change my drawls Dummy!
Lamont: Would you go in there.
Fred: I'm not going in there.
Lamont: Would you go in there.
Fred: I'm not going in there with that old ugly white woman.
Lamont" GET IN THERE!!!!!!
21871
*talking to Aunt Esther* You can't come in because your too ugly

- Fred
21870
Fred: I'm gonna tie you up and throw the knot away!
21869
Fred: See, this is a combination of swiss cheese and gaucomole. I call it, " Holy Moly."
21868
Esther and Grady:
Esther: "Well no matter. I'm willing to put it all behind me now."
Grady: "Looks like it's already there."
-Esther and Grady
21867
Esther:
Fred Sanford you ole fish-eyed fool!
-Esther
21866
Fred Sanford:
Esther, I could take your face, roll it in some dough, and make some gorilla cookies!
-Fred Sanford
21865
Esther:
The truth will set you free!!! Oh Lord!!
-Esther
21864
Fred Sanford:
You big dummy!!
-Fred Sanford