Earthworm Jim Quotes
33970
Earthworm Jim::
this is the bestest birthday ever! but no cake for you guys! who wants a diet pop? (winks)
21323
Earthworm Jim: Huh, huh, huh! MY HEAD IS FLOPPY!!!!!
21322
Henchrat: (Laughs) Funny man pretend there is wind!
21321
Earthworm Jim: PETER! Have you been licking my stamps again?!?! I KNOW YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF GLUE (gets interupted)
21320
Peter Puppy: "Please tell me you didn't take your suit to the cleaners."
21319
Professor Monkey-For-A-Head: "Curses! I'll get you for this, Earthworm Jim!"
21318
Psycrow and Jim:
Psycrow: Didn't your mama ever tell you to watch where you're running?
Jim: Mama didn't have a mouth.
-Psycrow and Jim
21317
Earthworm Jim:
What do you mean "Invalid Perimeters"?! 9,000 gigs of RAM and can't answer a simple question!
-Earthworm Jim
21316
Earthworm Jim:
Crimeny! Something smells like prehisoric cheese. OH MY SOD! IT'S ME!!!!!!
-Earthworm Jim
21315
Earthworm Jim & Peter:
Jim: Quick, little buddy! Whip me! Whip me!
Peter: I beg your pardon?
Jim: I mean, use me like a whip!
Puppy: Oh! Heh. Right.
-Earthworm Jim & Peter
21314
Evil The Cat:
A Minor SetBack...
-Evil The Cat
21313
Bob The Killer Goldfish:
Go Forth, My Minions, And Destory. Destroy! DESTROY!
-Bob The Killer Goldfish
21312
Jim:
*runs around crazily* "BRAIN! FREEZE!"
-Jim
21311
Orb Creature:
Orb Creature: I have been trapped in that orb for eons, forced to do the biding of others. But now the warmth of your butt; has freed me. I shall fullfill my distiny, and bring about an era of perfect harmony to the universe. Jim: Check it out Peter! All
-Orb Creature
21310
Jim's 4 brains:
Brain 1: Huh? Brain 2: Huh? Brain 3: Huh? Brain 4: Girls?
-Jim's 4 brains
21309
Jim's 4 brains:
Brain 1: I'm hungry. Brain 2: I'm cold. Brain 3: I'm itchy. Brain 4: Where are the girls?
-Jim's 4 brains
21308
Jim:
Jim: It was up to me now. After the hours of sweat and training, the nights flippin' flap jacks at the diner. It all came down to this one hit. (Do, do do) At last I was apart of the big league.... To-bad-I-didn't-read-the-lable-at-the-top-of-the-box.
-Jim
21307
The Planet of very easily Frightened:
AAAAHH! A rock! AAAHH! A fog! AAAHH! Air! AAAHH! Something green! AAAHH! Something not green!
-The Planet of very easily Frightened
21306
Proffesor Monkey-for-a-Head:
You leave my monkey out of this!!
-Proffesor Monkey-for-a-Head
21305
PsyCrow:
You're gonna hit me real hard now, aren't ya?
-PsyCrow