Up in Smoke Quotes
6183
Pedro: (To the tune of "Love Machine") "I feel my temperature rise and then I go for her thighs, and I say guacamole in my shoes".
6182
Pedro:
Oh! Man! That's false advertisment, I thought you were a chick!
-Pedro
6181
Pedro:
Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

-Pedro
6180
Pedro:
Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

-Pedro
6179
Pedro:
You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?

-Pedro
6178
Man Stoner:
I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

-Man Stoner