King of the Hill Quotes
21089
Caleb: "Dusty old bones, full of green dust! Dusty old bones, full of green dust!"
21088
Bill: (singing) "Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who? Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who?"
21087
Cotton Hill: "I killed fifty men"
21086
Hank: "BWAHH"
21085
Hank: "Ugh...dang it, Bobby."
21084
Dale: "wing-o man"
21083
Dale: "Sh sh sha"
21082
Peggy: "hooyah"
21081
Hank: I work in propane and propane accessaries.
21080
They got the swanky bottled water here, the kind that don't give you the hot poops - Cotton Hill
21079
bandit!
bobby
21078
Dale: The vandalism upon my house can only be described as a hate crime! Somebody hates me!
Councilman: Let the record show that somebody hates Dale Gribble.
21077
Cotton Hill: I'm buying you a hooker.
21076
Dale: (after drinking tainted beer) "Step on in, Bill; I don't know which way it's coming out, but it's coming out!"
21075
What does "cums" mean? - sonic64
21074
Damn it Peggy, that boy ain't right.
- Hank
21073
"I'm gonna kick your Ass!"
-Hank
21072
Hank: Whats that smut your listening to?!
Bobby: Its not smut! Its radio disney!
21071
Luanne: You know what I'll never forget, was when Uncle Hank was naked --
Peggy: That never happened.
Luanne: But the wind blew all his clothes off.
Hank: Not my underwear.
Luanne: Yes, it did!
Hank: Not my underwear.
Peggy: Not his underwear.

21070
Peggy: "I surely am not unfond of you, Peggy, I tell you what." What kind of marriage proposal is that?