Family Matters Quotes
19729
Carl:
No! No! No! Don't!
-Carl
19728
Carl:
(after Steve barges in to his house) Ever heard of knocking?
Steve: hmm?
-Carl
19727
Urkel:
Got cheese
-Urkel
19726
Urkel:
I'm wearing you down babe, I'M WEARING YOU DOOOWN!
-Urkel
19725
Urkel:
Oops!
-Urkel
19724
Laura and Judy:
Judy: That's it, I quit.
Laura: But Judy, if your not holding that sign, how are people gonna know where the tag sale is?
Judy: Im wet, I'm cold and I'm cranky.
Laura: But......
Judy: Don't mess with me!

-Laura and Judy
19723
Laura and Steve:
Laura: Urkel, don't your parents feed you?
Steve: Not everyday.
-Laura and Steve
19722
Urkel:
(after being told to go home after being yelled at) I don't have to take this! I'm going home!
-Urkel
19721
Steve:
Look what you did.
19720
Steve:
Well, ya see, we had a little muffin mayhem. A small gastronomic goof up. A minor Betty Crocker boo boo.
-Steve
19719
Urkle:
Did I do that?
-Urkle
19718
Steve:
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!