Family Matters Quotes
19749
Carl: "This baby has a remote. I'll be in all the videos."
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: "Then, you'll need a wide-angle lense."
19748
Laura: "Where did you get the money for this?"
Steve Urkel: "From my stay-away fund. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them!"
19747
"Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them!" - Waldo Geraldo Faldo
19746
Gee, Steve... Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you. - Laura Winslow
19745
"I have a lot of personal experience in first aid. I got a nosebleed at birth. My doctor slapped the wrong end." - Steve Urkel
19744
Waldo: "Thanks for helping me find the gym."
Steve Urkel: "Don't feel bad. It's Monday! You had two whole days to forget where it was."
19743
[Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]
Laura: "Steve, you're supposed to cook those!"
Steve Urkel: "And lose that wonderful ocean flavor?"
19742
Steve:
"Mmm, steak. You ever been down to the slaughterhouse? It's fascinating. One minute, "Moo!" The next minute... rump roast!"
19741
Eddie: "I guess this means you're gonna ground us, huh?"
Harriette: "Into dust!"
19740
[after having stepped on Steve's bug]
Carl: "Who is Pablo?"
Steve Urkel: [Pointing to the floor] "Him. And him. And... OOHHH, and him!"
19739
Eddie: "Only wimps give in to pain."
Harriette: "Come on, sweetie, let's get you home and then I can put some antiseptic on those cuts."
Eddie: "Mom, that stuff stings!"
19738
Steve Urkel: "Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time?"
Eddie: "Steve, I just got dumped."
Steve Urkel: "Oh, good! Then you're free!"
19737
"Ssssh, not while I'm pouring." - Steve Urkel
19736
Carl:
"3, 2, 1... 1, 2, 3... What the heck is bothering me?!?!"
19735
howdy-ho, winslows!
-steve urkel
19734
Carl:
I suggest you run.
-Carl
19733
Stevil:
Now, stay still...............THIS IS GONNA HURT LIKE THE DICKENS!!
-Stevil
19732
Rachel Laura and Judy:
Rachel: Girls, who's watching my baby? Laura and Judy (Pointing to each other) : She is!
-Rachel Laura and Judy
19731
Urkel:
Ha ha (snort-snort)
-Urkel
19730
Laura:
Get out Steve
-Laura