You Can't Do That On Television Quotes
19299
SnakeEyes: There is nothing wrong with the brakes, I checked them myself. See for yourself, I have them right here.
19298
Ross Ewich: "The oppisites is over."
19297
Barth: "Dahyaaa, I heard thee."
19296
Valerie (mother): Where does the stork find them, and why dose he send 'em to me.
19295
Principal: I want you to copy out this dictionary in its entirety ten times.
19294
El Capitan: No Porblem Senorita, you may use my hairdryer (one gunshot sound, and hat flys off) Stupidos, you could have killed us both, I said "Dryer": "Dryer", not "Fire" (all gunshots fire off and El Capitan falls to death)
19293
Amigos: Si, Si... Si Senor
19292
Snakeyes: Get off my bus.
19291
El Capitan (executioner): Rrready Aim...!
Executionee (varios stars from the show): Wait A Minute!! Wait a Minute... Stop The Execution...
El Capitan: What eez eet dees time...
19290
Vanessa:
Water
-Vanessa
19289
Various:
Wait a minute, wait a minute...stop the execution!
-Various
19288
Executioner:
RRREady Aim.....
-Executioner
19287
Announcer:
You Can't Do That on Television is a Killing Time production. [kills clock with the hammer]
-Announcer
19286
Ross Ewich:
Roll the credits!
-Ross Ewich
19285
Kevin K.:
I'll be glad when we finally get the dishwasher fixed.
-Kevin K.
19284
Valarie Lance:
Valarie: He has a point. Lance: Don't encourage him!
-Valarie Lance
19283
Mr. Shidler:
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me?

-Mr. Shidler
19282
Lance:
DON'T ENCOURAGE YOUR MOTHER!!!
-Lance
19281
Christine (after opposite sketches):
Back to reality!
-Christine (after opposite sketches)
19280
Christine McGlade:
And now it's time for some Opposite Sketches!
-Christine McGlade