The Adventures of Pete and Pete Quotes
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Little Pete: Get A Life, Jerkweed!
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Endless Mike: Once a dink, always a dink. You're outta my gang!
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Little Boy: "It's an Artie Action Land Canoe."
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Stu, the bus driver:
Let me tell you about bus driver Sally Knorp. Maybe somewhere in America, there's a girl better able to handle a four-point U-turn... but I doubt it!
-Stu, the bus driver
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Pete's Mom (Joyce):
Gotta go… Your father gassed himself again
-Pete's Mom (Joyce)
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Prinicipal's Secretary:
The art students took over the kiln. They say they have a list of demands.
-Prinicipal's Secretary
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Little Girl and Her Mother:
Woman: (Trying to hit Mr. Bear with a golf ball) That's right, bear, a little closer...
Little Girl: I can smell his fear mommy! It smells like bacon.

-Little Girl and Her Mother
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Stu, the bus driver:
Carrot-top Judas... THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!
-Stu, the bus driver
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Big Pete and Endless Mike:
Big Pete: I'll give you anything you want. You can destroy anything in the house, tear up the yard, anything.
Mike: Anything?
Big Pete: Anything.
Mike: You got any... Neopalitan ice cream?
(Big Pete nods)
Mike: Good, Wrigley. Good.
-Big Pete and Endless Mike
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Mr. Slurm:
(After Big Pete fails a driving simulation test)
Congratulations, Mr. Wrigley... you're dead.
-Mr. Slurm
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Ellen and Bus Driver Stu Benedict:
Ellen:"What do you see?"*shows Stu a picture of Stonehenge*Stu:"Rocks."Ellen:"Be more specific."*looks at picture again*Stu:"Big rocks."
-Ellen and Bus Driver Stu Benedict
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Don Wrigley:
C'mon Pete, we gotta kill Bob while he's still alive!
-Don Wrigley
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Little Pete:
Read it and weep, fungus-lick!
-Little Pete
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Artie, The Strongest Man in the World:
Begone with you pulpy, before I fold you into some type of brochure!

-Artie, The Strongest Man in the World
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Big Pete:
Why is it that when you miss somebody so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you always hear the saddest song ever on the radio?
-Big Pete
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Ellen:
I am a dot.
-Ellen
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Pete:
Bite my scab, blowhole!
-Pete
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Artie:
Artie! The strongest man.....In the world!
-Artie