Salute Your Shorts Quotes
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Donkeylips:
[locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
-Donkeylips
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Bobby Pinsky:
Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!
Pinsky: That girl is Dina!
-Bobby Pinsky
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Dina/Budnick:
Dina: "Budnick, if you want to go for a swim so bad, why don't you just jump in the lake?"
Budnick: "Because fish fart in it!"
-Dina/Budnick
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Budnick:
You're a MEGA-wuss!
-Budnick
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Deena:
Oh, GROSS!
-Deena
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Ug and Z.Z:
UG" "You won't need the guide, I happen to be one the finest woodsman since, Betty Crocket!" "ZZ" "You mean Davey Crocket?" "UG" "Yeah him too!
-Ug and Z.Z
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Zeke The Plumber:
I can smell your fear!
-Zeke The Plumber
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Sponge:
The food bites, the bugs bite, activities bite. Everything bites!

-Sponge
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Kevin:
Hey, you don’t want inspiration? Huh? You can have perspiration!
-Kevin
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UGG:
I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor.
-UGG
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The Cast:
We run. We jump. We swim and play. We row and go on trips
But the things that last forever... are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts.
And when we think about you (it makes me wanna fart!)
It's 'I hope we never part'. Now get it right or pay the price!
-The Cast
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Donkey Lips:
Hey, there's a balloon machine in here.
-Donkey Lips
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Budnick:
You are roasted, toasted, and burnt to a crisp!
-Budnick
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Gang:
Aweful Waffle! Aweful Waffle!
-Gang