Salute Your Shorts Quotes
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Ug':
"Hmm, my pepper's moving."

(Ug realizes that the black pepper is actually an army of ants from Sponge's ant farm. Later, he's heard power puking off screen.)
Sponge:
"Genocide, he ate an entire city, didn't he realize?"
Donkey Lips:
"Man, I never saw Ug 'power' puke like that, down at the fishing docs, on Dr. Kahn's sofa, the chapel, everywhere."
15390
Z.Z.: "Where is Sponge going? And why is he dressed like Orville Redenbacher?"
Telly: "(laughingly) I don't know, but Fred and Barney are right behind him!"
15389
Budnick: "Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you--"
Ug: "NEXT!"
15388
Bobby: "I tell a ghost story and you buy it hook, line and stinker... heh, I just cut one."
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Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!
Pinsky: That girl is Dina!
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Bobby: You are roasted.
Donkeylips: Toasted.
Bobby, Donkeylips: And burned to a crisp!
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Pinsky: Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, Attack of the Cheese Monster. This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
15384
Z.Z.: (trapped in a cave) Echo. Save the whales.
Telly: Will you shut up!
Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
15383
Donkeylips: [while locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
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Donkeylips: I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.
Michael Stein: Wow. Your mother must be really proud.
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ZZ Telly Dina:
Definite potential!
-ZZ Telly Dina
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Donkeylipps:
(Ellen takes food) HEY! That was my sandwitch and I paid for those bag of chips! Thats it im going to tell Dr. Kaun that his neice is a theif!
-Donkeylipps
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Z.Z. Telly:
Z.Z.: Echo. Save the whales. Telly: Will you shut up! Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
-Z.Z. Telly
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Pinsky:
Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, "Attack of the Cheese Monster". This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
-Pinsky
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Bobby Donkeylips:
Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided. Donkeylips: Can you fix it?
-Bobby Donkeylips
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Donkeylips Michael:
'I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.' 'Wow. Your mother must be really proud.'
-Donkeylips Michael
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Bobby:
Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.
-Bobby
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Ug Pinsky:
Ug: This is it; the baseball field! What do you think? P: It's not exactly what they showed me in the brochure.
-Ug Pinsky
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Z.Z.:
I made a locket out of a milk carton and put Michael's picture in it that way he'll always be by near heart.
-Z.Z.
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Bobby Donkeylips:
Bobby: You are roasted. Donkeylips: Toasted. Both: And burned to a crisp!
-Bobby Donkeylips