Alvey:
"(deep voice)Mother!"
Tim Avery:
"[deleted scene; Tim calls for Otis] Otis! Remember when I told you I needed that mask? I was wrong. I didn't really need it then, but I really need it now! Okay, buddy? So, um... Go on, boy! Get that mask! Yeah, go on, boy! Get it. Yeah. [Otis gets his hockey mask] No! No! No hockey right now, Otis! And you're the one who brought that damn thing here in the first place! Now go get that mask, you crazy mutt! Bad dog, Otis! You are not man's best friend!"
Tim Avery:
"[Repeated line] Maybe I'm just going crazy."
Tim Avery:
"[Repeated line] My son is the devil."
Tim Avery:
"Hi, boys and girls! I'm Torpedo Tortoise! Here at Animagine, your dreams come true. There's so much fun here for me and you. Animagine at morning, Animagine at night. You think watching cartoons is wrong? I wouldn't be right."
Tim Avery:
"[to Alvey] Do it. Do it. SING, DAMN IT! SING..."
Tim Avery:
"Hey, 911! I already told you. My son is bouncing off the walls. Yes, off the walls, the couch and the ceiling. [Other line was hung up] Hello? Hello? HELLO?"
Odin:
"[surprised] You did the conjuring ceremony, by yourself?"
Loki:
"Hey, I pay attention... sometimes."
Odin:
"As expected, you've failed at your promise. You've failed at your quest. You are, in ever sense of the word, a failure."
Tim Avery:
"[to Tanya] Wow, and I thought your dad was mean."
Loki:
"Hey, we both knew it was gonna end this way, right? You practically set me up for failure, so at least I'm living up to your expectation in that regard."
Odin:
"Silence!"
Odin:
"[possessing the shopkeeper] Fool! What in Helveti were you about to do to this shopkeep?"
Loki:
"Nothing, I..."
Odin:
"Fool! Don't lie to me! You know Thor never gave me this kind of trouble."
Loki:
"Here we go again with the Thor crap."
Loki:
"[about Odin] Off the throne... He's off the throne. That's not good."
Tonya Avery:
"[imitating Tim] Who's a fish?"
Tim Avery:
"Who are you?"
Loki:
"I'm Loki, God of Mischief."
Tim:
"…And I'm Tim, God of Crazy-Baby-Land. Can you move please?"
Loki:
"Your son was born of the mask, 'my' mask. Where is it?"
Tim:
"Born of the… Oh! So, that's why he can pee like that."
Tim Avery:
"So that's why he can pee like that!"
Loki:
"Okay, no let me think. What should I turn him into?"
Loki:
"[looks at the mask and sees it's a fake] THIS IS A FAKE!"
Dr. Neuman:
"Yes, but it's a good fake."
Odin:
"You've brought me much grief, Loki [pause]"
Loki:
"[angrily] Right back at ya... DAD!"
Tonya Avery:
"Do you need anything while I'm out? I'm just gonna go make a baby with the neighbor."
Odin:
"[in the body of a shopkeeper] You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble."
Loki:
"Oh, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor! You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor. I just wish that - can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?"
Odin:
"No! I want you to be more like Thor!"
Odin:
"Now, find that mask, before I open up a can of lightning on you!"