Dungeons and Dragons Quotes
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dungeon master: "take heart barbarian, not everything in this graveyard deals death"
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Bobby: way to go presto

Presto: come on guys i need help, not a cheerleader

presto and bobby
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Presto:
I'm back in the magic business!
-Presto
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diana, presto, and eric:
Diana:How are we suposed to find other children, if we don't know where we are?

Presto: Ha, ask eric he got us into this.

Eric: oh no, not me, no way, iquit.

Presto: oh come on eric, i was only...

Eric: forget it, you can find yourselves anot
-diana, presto, and eric
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presto &eric:
Eric:Aw give me a break, i know excatly where we are.

Preto: yeah, a 100 mile fro nowhere, and 50 miles from any place".
-presto &eric
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Presto & Eric:
Presto: I did it!
Eric: Great. Are you going to point it at him and say 'bang'?
Presto: Huh?
Eric: Conjure up a cannonball, airhead!!
-Presto & Eric
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Presto & Eric:
Eric: Presto!
Presto: Here.
Eric: I'm not taking attendance, you dork, I need help!
-Presto & Eric
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eric:
Aw, Give me a brake
-eric
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Dugeon Master:
We have an acrobat, a thief, a cavalier, an archer, a barbarian, and a wizzard.
-Dugeon Master
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Bobby the Barbarian:
Bobby the Barbarian! Who are YOU?!
-Bobby the Barbarian
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Erick (Cavalier) re: Dungeon Master:
I really hate that guy!!
-Erick (Cavalier) re: Dungeon Master
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Erick (Cavalier):
How do we get out of this dump!?
-Erick (Cavalier)