G.I. Joe Quotes
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Cobra Commander:
Destro, come in Destro! *on screen appears Destro and The Baroness making out* Stop that Destro! I see exactly what your doing and I'm positively stunned!

Destro: *he and Baroness quickly break up* She.. she had something in her eye!

Cobra Commander: My eye she did!
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Roadblock: "Heeeyyy!! What's go-wan on?!!! Lets get outta this hole, and start to roll!"
14709
The Drednocks: Cold Slither, you'll be joinin' us soon. Like a pack a vipers playing our tune.
14708
The Drednocks: Cold Slither, you'll be joinin' us soon. Like a pack a vipers playing our tune.
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Roadblock: "Mess with me and have no doubt, I'll turn your EYEBALLS inside out!"
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Barbaque:
PSA- "hey kids dont touch that fire"
-Barbaque
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Sargent Slaughter:
When I'm done with you skuzzbucket they're gonna scrape you off the walls with a squegee!
-Sargent Slaughter
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Zartan:
A gem of that size answers all my questions
-Zartan
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Sgt.Slaughter:
There are two ways out. One on your feet or two in a dity bag an ity bity dity bag.
-Sgt.Slaughter
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General Hawk:
I'll teach you what it means to be a Joe even if it kills you
-General Hawk
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Flint:
Remember a Cobra's a snake; and SNAKE is SNEAK spelled sideways
-Flint
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Lady Jaye:
Maybe we could be related somehow?
-Lady Jaye
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Destro:
I find that to be most distasteful.
-Destro
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Monkeywrench:
Yo Joe this.
-Monkeywrench
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Everyone:
Yo Joe!
-Everyone
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Everyone:
Knowing is half the battle
-Everyone