Muppet Babies Quotes
14639
I'll be Buhaha the Cookie.
That's Chewbacca The Wookie.
That's what I said Muhaka the Bookie.
Oh gee!

--Kermit and Fozzie
14638
Um we have to be going now. This fantasy is rated PG-13. We're under age.

--Fozzie Bear
14637
Go Bye Bye!

14636
"Oatmeal! Oatmeal!...What!?!? I was out of mush" -Gonzo (driving a dog sled)

14635
Kermit: C'mon are you a man or a mouse?
Fozzy: Got any cheese?
14634
Fozzie: What do you call a comedian who is not funny?
Animal: Fozzzzie.
14633
Gonzo: Okay your time has com flat face!

Piggy: Flat Face

Babies: Gonzo

Piggy: Ohhhhhhhh!

Skeeter: Neato Fidido!
14632
Gonzo:PHow about whispering some sweet things in my ear Piggy Pie
Baby Piggy:How aboout I thtrow some sourdough in your ear instead noodlenose
Beaker:meep-meep
Bunsen:No Beaker this is my latest invention
14631
Skeeter:
Not again. Gonzo, you're supposed to be the Great Kong, not 'King Kong'.
-Skeeter
14630
Miss Piggy:
I'm sorry for giving you an F Fozzie.
-Miss Piggy
14629
Gonzo:
Chessebuger, Chessebuger, Chessebuger
-Gonzo
14628
Gonzo and Rowlf:
Maybe my brain isn't working right." "Your brain's never worked right, Gonzo." "Oh yeah, I forgot.

-Gonzo and Rowlf
14627
Kermit:
Sheesh!
-Kermit
14626
Piggy and Fozzy:
Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?" "He'd have a tummy ache. Get it? Ha ha. Wokka wokka wokka.
-Piggy and Fozzy
14625
Fozzie:
Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.

-Fozzie
14624
Fozzie:
What food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? *see* food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka.

-Fozzie
14623
Gonzo:
Awww, she called me a nerd. Next I'll be the nerd of her dreams.

-Gonzo
14622
Gonzo:
Weird is my middle name.
-Gonzo
14621
Fozzie:
What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? A yo. Wokka wokka wokka.
-Fozzie
14620
Piggy and Kermit:
Piggy: I know what Kermit's wish is. It's that we get married.
Kermit: I don't wanna waste a wish.
-Piggy and Kermit