Doug Quotes
14462
Radio Announcer Dude/Skeeter/Doug:
Announcer: For a pair of tickets to see the Beets, what is the name of the Beets' first album? Skeeter:I don't know man *honk* Announcer: young man, do you know? Doug:... Beats me... Announcer: YOU ARE CORRECT...
-Radio Announcer Dude/Skeeter/Doug
14461
Dale:
Hi ya big nose.
-Dale
14460
Doug:
(in song) "Bang'n on the trash can,Drum'n on the street light, play'n on my banjo One little vioce is calling me, calling me, one little vioce is caalling meee"

-Doug
14459
Doug:
A bomb in the lasagna?! GREAT SCOTT!!!
-Doug
14458
Doug:
maybe I do need new shoes
-Doug
14457
Roger:
Get two pictures taken, one for you, and one for that nose.
-Roger
14456
Doug:
I'm a slug.
-Doug
14455
Willty, A.V. Dork Larry and BeBe:
OK. Who do you have a crush on?" "Uh, well, I guess I like... Beebe." "AAAH!
-Willty, A.V. Dork Larry and BeBe
14454
Mr. Swirly:
This chocolate tastes like cement! Who makes this junk? *gasp* Oh my goodness, I make this junk!
-Mr. Swirly
14453
Doug:
There's a bomb in the lasagnia.
-Doug
14452
Mr. Valentine:
One! Two! TEN!
-Mr. Valentine
14451
Judy:
YOU are the liver and I am the ONIONS!!
-Judy
14450
Judy:
In order to eat liver and onions, you must BECOME liver and onions!
-Judy
14449
Doug:
Bring on that liver and onions, Yum Yum!

-Doug
14448
Roger:
ciyonara suckers! (laughs)
-Roger
14447
Dale:
Yum! Yum! Eat 'em up!
-Dale
14446
Judy:
Not now..I'm ssssizzzliiiinnng!!
-Judy
14445
Doug/Roger:
Doug: I didn't catch your name
Roger: That's because I didn't throw it!
-Doug/Roger
14444
The Beets:
I need mo' allowance! Yodel-a-eee-ooh! Why? I'm talkin' to you!
-The Beets
14443
Mrs. Wingo:
What do you think Fatty Fatty Fatty?
-Mrs. Wingo