Doug Quotes
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Doug:
Dear Journal...
30869
Doug:
hey, maybe we can gets the beets' autograph when we get to the concert...[gasps]
Doug and Skeeter:
the concert?!
[looks at clock] oh no!
Skeeter:
the bus! we-we gotta get back to the bus!
Doug:
but they wouldn't leave without us!
Skeeter:
they couldn't leave without us!
:
[looks out the window and found the bus leaving]
Doug and Skeeter:
they're leaving without us!
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Patti:
okay roger
i dare you to say something...nice
Roger:
nice?
Patti:
about doug
Roger:
doug?
Willie:
[laughing]
Roger:
shut up!
well i guess hes...[mumbles]
Willie:
uh, what?!
Roger:
i said funnies a really...nice guy!
Everybody:
[laughs at roger]
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Roger:
hey funnie, great party
whats next? patti-cake? [chuckles]
14479
Principal Lamar Bone (on the telephone with Mr. Buttsavich):
Mr. Buttsavich, how was your vacation?
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Doug:
Mr. Bone wears pink underwear!
Patti:
PINK UNDERWEAR?!
14477
Girls at party playing Limbo:
Go Porkchop! Go Porkchop!
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Skeeter:
Cool hair, Roger! I like the way it's all nice and pointy.
Roger:
Aw, whaddya you know, Skeet Face?
14474
Mr.Dink: FORE!!!*hits the Funnies mail boxwith a golf ball*SORRY!!!!
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Mr.Bone: You understand Mr.Funnie
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*after porkchop dumps sweat on the plant* Bee-eerobe
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Roger: Funny looks like i am gonna have to cream you now
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Doug and Skeeter: THE BEETS JACKETS!!!!!
14469
Doug and Skeeter: Killer tofu
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Roger: Funnie I am gonna pound you
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Dong: P-P-Patty?! W-Where?
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The beets!!- Doug and Skeeter
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Skeeter: [every time Skeeter says hi to Doug] "Yo Doug! "
[makes nasal noise]
Skeeter: "Ha ha."
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Porkchop!Hahahaha!You're supposed to bag the nematoad,not cream it!

-Doug
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How did i get into this mess?
-Doug